The Most Witty Comebacks From Members On Quit Train

[MarylandQuitter]

Some of the stuff that I read from members here sticks with me and makes me chuckle still long after I've read it.  Can be from any thread but it has to have some kind of humor to it, banter between two members etc.

 

My first entry is Paul's reply to me on The Coke Machine Game the other day.

 

MQ:  I insert an old fence post.

 

Paul723:  And you get an 85 year old pole dancer who is willing to give it a go to restart her career but MQ is afraid of scaring the children and the dog so he gives her a cup of coffee and drives her back to the assisted care facility.

 

lol 

[Paul723]

El Bandito names Bakon's truck -

 

Chariots of Pork?

COP for short? 

 

[Nancy]

and Bakon's reply...

I like to suggest you suck at suggestions

 

[Markus]

You are truly a wristwatch in a world of lumps

 

Here's a link to a compliment generator, just refresh for a new one! Snappy comebacks for all occasions.

 

http://www.madsci.org/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/~lynn/jardin/SCG

[El Bandito]

Many moons ago, I shared an apartment with a casino manager from Yorkshire.

 

You will need to be of a certain vintage to understand this one...

 

As you may have surmised if cuddly = fat! El Bandito is comfortably extra cuddly. However, on a Saturday night, like every other poster here, there are times, when I look in the mirror, and know it is the the night.....oh yeah baby.

 

I emerged from the bathroom, a towel around my waist, my hair slicked back...oh yeah baby...

 

Ian, The Yorkshireman, looked me up and down and said;

 

"Fook me! Miami Vice meets 't Weather Girls"

 

I'm not sure that I have ever stopped laughing, or that my ego has ever recovered!

[El Bandito]

One time, I posted that I had accidentally blocked people that had reached out to be my friends...

 

Bakon helpfully asked;

 

"Rocket Scientist or Brain Surgeon?"

 

 

The Rocket Surgeon was born....

[Trish]

You are truly a wristwatch in a world of lumps

 

Here's a link to a compliment generator, just refresh for a new one! Snappy comebacks for all occasions.

 

http://www.madsci.org/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/~lynn/jardin/SCG

Oh, Markus... thank you for this.  Great stuff.

[bakon]

jimmy has some good ones- changed his avatar to the muscle dude after I cracked on the creepy one. been slamming steady

 

rocket surgeon is good for a spank...action too.

 

the fish is good for short ones

 

tracey's are even shorter because of her limited vocabulary

 

ginger is good to wind up too, can feel the heat off her responses

 

nancy couldn't insult a toad. she would call it cute

 

mq- got to put on boss face, good for a hometown lash but its pretty toothless considering who he got for a team

 

sharonmakesmesiff and Doreen have some wit, hidden in nice avatars but like the ava, paul lot, they sneak one in.

 

All time favorite....when the

[Nicole Diver]

Here's my current fave:

"Put a cork in it MQ!" I said yesterday in PM.