Where in the World is Scottinpa???

[Petra]

When we last left him, Scott and his friends had conquered their smoking addiction after traveling across the US and enduring many treacherous adventures along the way.  (Oh, the stories we could tell....)

 

Scott was all fit & thin & strong and started stammering on about gluten free this and healthy that......  

 

After one particularly long night of celebration, all the quitters awoke in the morning, but there was no sign of Scott.  

 

"Babs, weren't you in the backseat with him last night???  Where did he go????"  Bakon asked.

[jimmy]

lol petra to cute as always  :lol: ^_^

[bakon]

Queen of Scotland and sharonmademestiff were seen babbling at him too

[babs609]

Babs woke up startled "well he was here last night but i fell asleep and he was gone!  Maybe he was tired of my babbling.."

 

So the entire Quit Train went on a mission to find Scott......

[beacon]

First they drove by all of the gluten free bakeries and the gym but they didn't see him there.  So they proceeded to

[Nancy]

the local auction yard.  They didn't see him, so they asked another auctioneer,  "Why yes, Scott was here but he left right after auctioning off the gigantic...

[JackiMac]

Water Melon, he was seen splitting the proceeds with Jenny and Ava, just right round........................

[Devil Doll]

limousine. The buyer put a sack over Scott's head and shoved him in the back. They took off heading...

[beacon]

too the woods. All ready it was getting dark.

[sharonsiff]

So they thankfully stumbled upon a log cabin, upon approach the door swung open and.....

[Pippa]

And out walked the queen of Scotland saying

[...]

"Scottinpa is mine !! Back off bitches !!!"

 

So we tackled her to the ground and.......

[jimmy]

tied her up . and put scott in tiffanys trunk and speed away .

to the nearest  ........

[Nancy]

pub.  We were all celebrating and having a wonderful time, when all of a sudden...

[beacon]

Someone lit a cigarette.

[...]

It was that horrible queen !!  and so we all circled around her and asked.....

 

"how did you get untied ?"

 

and she responded with.........