Personal perhaps but i am asking as i perhaps need advice..

[El Bandito]

Borrowed from the mighty Big Yin

 

Men cannot hold in a fart. Just impossible.

 

Women can.

 

Women cannot keep a secret. (They just love to share too much)

 

Men can.

 

Tho morale of this story is...

 

If you want a woman to keep a secret........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Whisper it up her arse....

[SueBeDoo]

^^^^^^^Bwahahahah ya nutter, ah no you made me snort like a pig, brilliant love it lol

[Scottishgal]

Hi - This is in reply to Scott - sorry don't know why my quote wont work when I click it, it's not showing up.

 

I eat hard cheese, mostly mature cheddar, up until this last week I eat it daily and I eat quite a lot of it.  For example - lunch baked potato with tuna and cheese / butter.  Then some crisps (if ur in the usa then potato chips), choc bar.

 

I drink around 6-8 coffees a day.  I have now switched to de-caff and I have cut back to around 4 cups.

 

I am still getting some nicotine in my system because although I am very much smoke free, I do use a vapour.

 

I smoked for 20 years, the last 8 or so 20 smokes a day.

 

I don't get as much exercise as I should! a little 20 minute walk daily.

 

I have made a conscious effort this week to eat healthy and cut back on carbs, although the problem still exists, feels like I am blocked as I feel I need to go poop but whatever comes out is not enough lol.

 

The last few days I have jam packed my diet with lots of fresh fruit, water, veg, fresh chicken and have avoided any cheese.

 

xxx

[BAT]

Hey Scotty I've noticed that my anxiety and my eating have peaked and are going back the other way now. I believe what the others have said is right. That it is just related to quitting and your body just has to go through the adjustment phase.

[Soozie]

melody is next egg.

 

most women don't fart, they don't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure

 

heard one lay a nice loud fart at store the other day, looking at Tinkerbell floor mats- called her stinkerbell. Wife didn't like new nickname and punched me with that mood ring again. Still works, left a red mark on my forehead.

 

Bakon, women don't fart because we have a little 'fart fairy' that comes in the night when everyone is sleeping ... she removes excess wind, put's it into a nice little box with a bow on the top and pops it into the outside bin .... didn't you know that ? 

[El Bandito]

Bakon, women don't fart because we have a little 'fart fairy' that comes in the night when everyone is sleeping ... she removes excess wind, put's it into a nice little box with a bow on the top and pops it into the outside bin .... didn't you know that ? 

 

Just imagine that at Fairy Muster each morning...

 

Tinkerbell - "Magic dust duty in Neverland"

Slinkybell - "Tooth Fairy USA"

Stinkybell - "Fart Fairy Australia"..

 

 

"Awwwww Boss........not again!"