game: **The Coke Machine**

[Paul723]

The machine stops then sputters then starts and gives a Coke, the real thing. The machine starts humming "I'd like to buy the world a Coke, and keep it company."

 

I insert a tune you can't get out of your head

[comrade simba]

I got zepplin's Immigrant Song in there. Thanks, I think I'll keep it there for awhile.

 

I insert Bush's (the shrub) third SOTU address

[Paul723]

You get something that can be used to fertilize your garden.

 

I insert a calendar with pictures of bacon for each month

[Colleen]

You get a picture of half the internet population drooling.

 

I insert a cloudy morning.

[JackiMac]

You get raindrops are falling on your head.....

 

I insert a lava lamp

[Soberjulie]

You get Rain Forest at your door for a visit :)

 

I insert a 8 track tape

[Paul723]

And you get disco music, which causes half of this web site to dance and the rest to scream in terror.

 

I insert heart healthy almonds to calm my nerves

[Colleen]

You get some dental floss to clean the almonds from between your teeth.

 

I insert Yorkshire pudding.

[Paul723]

And you get roast beef of course.

 

I insert peas and pickled pearl onions to round out your dinner.

[Soberjulie]

And you get blueberry pie for dessert.

 

I insert some balloons

[JackiMac]

and get the DVD "UP"

 

I Insert a rare Malt Whiskey

[Soberjulie]

And you get to escort me to an AA meeting. Lol

 

I insert a rooster

[Colleen]

You get some sound proof walls installed.  

 

I insert a rumbling tummy.

[Paul723]

And you get bacon, eggs, toast and a spin class to make you hungry again.

 

I insert a lawn mower

[comrade simba]

A paperback copy of The Joy of Sex pops out.

 

I insert a box of day old live chicks

[Soberjulie]

And Bakon shows up with a basket to collect his former eggs.

 

I insert a TV guide from 1972

[JackiMac]

and The Pans People Pop out!

 

I insert the Empire State Building

[Paul723]

And you get the Sears Tower, now called the Willis Tower and a Chicago hot dog.

 

I insert an "Old Skullcracker" from Orkney, yum!

[comrade simba]

You get a Korean War era Army cot.

 

I insert an old 10 billion dollar Zimbabwe note...

[Soberjulie]

And you hear a chuckle from inside the machine. What did you plan on buying with that?? The paper wrapping of a take out burger??

 

I insert a Boy Scout badge.

[Nancy]

and you get Dudley Do Right 

 

 

I insert a crock pot

[jimmy]

you get a roast beef sandwitch

i insert a  gold fish

[Petra]

You get a piranha.

 

I insert a volleyball.

[Soberjulie]

And you get SPF 50 sunscreen.

 

I insert an umbrella

[Paul723]

And you get a mild Spring shower to water the flowers.

 

I insert a summer intern