game: **The Coke Machine**

[Sazerac]

something terribly dangerous comes out but,  I can't tell exactly what it is until it moves.

 

I put in a transistor radio with fresh batteries but, a broken antenna

[Paul723]

And you get the radio back with AM talk radio playing but the static makes it impossible to understand what they are saying and you suddenly remember why you broke the antenna and how this improved the radio experience.

 

I insert steel cut oats cooked like risotto

[comrade simba]

...out pops a pack of twinkies from 1967

Coke machine appears to be a bit rusty from non-use so I slide in some lard.

[Frezflops]

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[comrade simba]

Wow. Coke Machine seriously malfunctioning due to non-use. Lard didn't work so I toss in a whole greased pig and a cheap chinese knock-off 176 piece tool set.

[Colleen]

And out comes some spare ribs.

 

I put a bottle ginger beer in the coke machine.

[Pearlie]

And out comes shards of glass and a sticky mess.

 

I put a bottle of Windex in the coke machine to clean it up.

[beazel]

Oh it cleaned it up alright & all the Coke bottles that came out were Blue!!

 

 

I put a cheeseburger in the coke machine

[kiki]

and out came a happy meal

 

 

I put bacon in the coke machine

[Pearlie]

And out came a whole lot of chatter.

 

I put some pretty flowers into the coke machine.

[Sirius]

...and out drops a couple sweaty sticks of TNT.   :sarcastic_blum:

 

I insert 1 squawking and rather irate Toulouse Goose into the coke machine.

[PeaceTrain]

And out comes a plate of foie gras

 

I insert my old sneakers

[Sirius]

...and out pop a pair of pink cameo size 7 classic ballet flats.

 

I drop in a hardback edition of Leo Tolstoy's "War and Peace"

[PeaceTrain]

... and out pops a note which says, "You can now enjoy 'War and Peace' on the Kindle app on your iPad or iPhone.

 

I put in $1.50...

[beazel]

and out came a note stating "you owe me 75 cents!"

 

I put in my vintage jean jacket....

[Sslip]

Suzi Quatro

 

I put in an old mix tape

[beazel]

Back of a Chevy van

 

I put in some wildflowers

[Sslip]

and out came The Angry Killers playing Mr. Brightside

 

I put in some cherry brandy

[beazel]

and out came a new Coke flavor that makes $$$millions

 

I put in an Elvis poster..

[Sslip]

A Big Hunk o' Love

 

I put in nasal hair wax ...

[beazel]

a hairy candle

 

I put in a dozen eggs....

[Wee fluffy me]

And out came a birthday cake with beazels name on it..

 

I put in my favorite tartan scarf

[Sslip]

And out came the Bay City Rollers (sorry yes I am that old and they have claimed the tartan association in my head anyway)

 

I put in Pie, Mash and Liquor

[catlover]

and out comes a huge belch

 

I put in soap powder

[Sslip]

and was returned laundered money

 

I put in special branch