game: **The Coke Machine**

[Paul723]

And the coke machine pays you a nice compliment just to see you blush.

 

I insert three batches of beer

[MarylandQuitter]

You get 3 round trip tickets to Beerfest.

 

I insert a Pittsburgh Steeler.

[comrade simba]

He gets six months in county... and has to put it back.

 

I insert a ticket stub from the St. Louis Arch.

[Paul723]

And you get two arches but they are yellow and attached to a fast food restaurant that gives you indigestion.

 

I insert sugar snap peas from my garden

[MarylandQuitter]

You get Martha Stewart telling what to do with your sugar snap peas.

 

I insert a black widow.

[comrade simba]

and she does the best damn job of hoeing the peapatch ya ever did see, chuckling at the likes of Martha Stewart.

 

I insert Howard Zinn's A Peoples' History of the United States

[Paul723]

And the Coke machine gives you a bill for 27 years overdue at the library but the lady at the library takes a shine to Comrade Simba and wipes his record clean.

 

I insert fresh sweet corn

[Colleen]

You get a pat of butter and some salt. 

 

I insert a new bathing suit in a new size.

[comrade simba]

and you get a rubber duckie floatie ring.

 

I insert a bottle of Mr. Bubble

[Paul723]

And you get an afternoon in which you spend more time in the bathtub and have more fun in the bathtub than you would care to admit.  Or you get a public fountain with so much foam that little kids point and laugh at it (both of these seemed equally possible).

 

I insert a paperwork request that makes my inner chimp scream

[Colleen]

You get a HUGE binder clip.

 

I insert The QT Daily Times missing editions

[comrade simba]

You get a 404 error.

 

I insert L Ron Hubbard

[El Bandito]

You get a Thetan

 

I insert green underwear

[Paul723]

And you get a matching kilt.

 

I insert some ants from my office

[JackiMac]

and you sit back and watch as the ants carry off the cans of coke

 

I insert Bumblebee from the Transformers

[Colleen]

You get a long, drawn out sequel.

 

I insert some freshly washed laundry.

[MarylandQuitter]

You get it tossed in a pile on the table to wrinkle just like mine.

 

I insert an old fence post.

[Paul723]

And you get an 85 year old pole dancer who is willing to give it a go to restart her career but MQ is afraid of scaring the children and the dog so he gives her a cup of coffee and drives her back to the assisted care facility.

 

I insert a cat's hairball

[comrade simba]

and the coke machine loses all its carbonation.

 

I insert a two dimensional object.

[El Bandito]

And you instantly feel flat

 

I insert a can of coke

[Paul723]

And you get a can of Coke; what were you expecting to get from a Coke machine?

 

I insert an offensive Chobani yogurt lid

[Colleen]

You get an unoffensive Fage yogurt lid.

 

I insert some more sticky humidity.

[BAT]

You get droopy hair. 

 

I insert a Blank Check.

[MarylandQuitter]

You get a basketball court to bounce it on.

 

I insert a box of 10 penny nails.

[jimmy]

you get a new house

I insert a candy bar