game: **The Coke Machine**

[MarylandQuitter]

You get bitten by a fire ant

 

I insert a combination lock

[Colleen]

You get a hacksaw for when you forget the combination.

 

I insert a can of Pepsi.

[MarylandQuitter]

You get heartburn

 

I insert a can of WD40

[JackiMac]

you get gears that move

 

I insert a box of domino's

[Paul723]

And you get a table of old guys in the park clacking down the tiles while talking about the old days.

 

I insert a Summer day (even though it should be a Spring one)

[Colleen]

You get a crowded beach.

 

I insert the letter Q from a Scrabble game.

[Paul723]

And you get a poster that says, "uality is job # 1".

 

I insert a meeting

[JackiMac]

and you get minds sitting around a boardroom table

 

I insert a hammer

[Colleen]

You get a swollen thumb.

 

I insert 12 bottles of  beer on the wall.

[joe]

and you get alot of people sharing a beer

 

I insert 6 months of bad luck...

[JackiMac]

you get one half of a broken mirror

 

I insert an annoying fly

[Colleen]

You get a bug zapper.

 

I insert Father Time.

[Paul723]

And you get Mother Earth looking slightly annoyed that Father Time has wandered off somewhere.

 

I insert a pineapple

[Colleen]

You get to listen to Escape - the pina colada song.  

 

I insert a pack of bubble gum.

[MarylandQuitter]

You get the double trouble twins

 

I insert a lump of coal

[Colleen]

You get an almost empty Christmas stocking.

 

I insert ten bucks.

[Paul723]

And you get some gloves for your bike riding in a day-glo color.

 

I insert ten dollars (which I would have burned up in two days when I smoked)

[robf]

You get an unexpected ear infection, some cotton buds and surgical spirit.

 

I insert disappointment...

[ChRiSpY]

You get my son's mother.  :wacko:

 

I insert a lighter.

[MarylandQuitter]

You get a free cup of coffee on the Quit Train for getting rid of your paraphernalia.

 

I insert a ream of paper from Dunder Mifflin.

[Tink]

You get a clean bottom

 

I insert a paper parrot

[MarylandQuitter]

You get your paper parrot back.

 

I insert an unlisted phone number.

[Paul723]

And you still get four phone calls from paid callers asking for donations to charities that sound vaguely legit but you aren't completely sure about so you tell them you are tapped out this month after paying for your unlisted phone but good luck.

 

I insert a run on sentence.

[jimmy]

you get a parrot that keeps repeating it self

I insert a hamburger

[Colleen]

You get some cheddar cheese to melt on top of it.

 

I insert my inability to control my blushing  :blush: