game: **The Coke Machine**

[beazel]

Most USA TV sets on a Sunday night

 

I put in a bandana and a hoop earring....

[comrade simba]

...and out comes a 32gig flashdrive containing all 3000 hours of Alan Watts' lectures along with a free packet of pipe cleaners!

 

I insert a Telefunken U-47...

[notsmokinjo]

And out comes an album bound to go platinum....

 

I put in Singer 127k.

[Reciprocity]

Out comes a fancy ball dress.

 

I put in a monkey and a donut ........

[Ankush]

I get a cop car

 

I put in a falooda and dry bread

[jillar]

A prisoners last meal

 

I put in a green M&M and a tooth

[Ankush]

I get a crunchy chocolate

 

I put in a computer mouse and a movie

[notsmokinjo]

I get a cyber Pirate.

 

I put in a HB pencil and a cardboard box

[Sazerac]

out comes a satellite picture of a rainstorm 

 

I put in 3 frogs and a grain of rice

[notsmokinjo]

A big steaming pot of Swikee Kodok Oh.

 

I put in a galah and a sunset

[Sazerac]

and out jumps a friend

I pour in a years worth of excellent Cognac

[Paul723]

I come out of the Coke machine walking sideways.  The planet is off its axis and I’m having trouble with orientation.  I pinball down the hallway in search of bed.  Women from New Orleans and their cognac, I’m sure to be hurting in the morning.

 

 

Before being led astray by cognac, I put my car keys in the Coke machine.   

[Sazerac]

and a blow-up bed (not a flotation device) emerged and blew itself up. KAPOW

 

 

I stuff in all the names and numbers I have taken down on bev naps (the napkin underneath a cocktail at a bar)

Edited July 27, 2019 by Sazerac

[beazel]

and out comes a gorgeous line of Chippendale dancers

 

I put in a roll of quarters and a paper Japanese fan

[Sazerac]

and  a Kokondo  teacher jumps out

I put in five sabers and a bologna sandwich on white bread

[Jordan7]

and five hungry samurai jumped out.

 

I put in my naughty foster dog along with his dinner

[notsmokinjo]

and a big stinky Barker egg comes out.

 

I put in some air freshener and a peg