game: **The Coke Machine**

[Sslip]

And out came the biggest, most persistent, most eye watering stench ever experienced by humanity. 

 

I put in 19 stone hooker and a 2 seater sports car. 

[notsmokinjo]

And out came a window licker in a stolen car on a hot date

 

I put in a baseball

[Wee fluffy me]

And out came the prossies madam with the baseball bat lookin for said window licker...

 

 

I put in a pair of handcuffs

[jillar]

And out came Christian Gray

 

I put in an intact egg shell filled with shredded paper

[Wee fluffy me]

Geez talk about over thinking it, eh @jillar

[beazel]

And out came a mama chicken regretting that she ate an entire copy of 50 Shades of Gray

 

I put in a handful of Mexican jumping beans

[jillar]

And out came a miniature mariachi band

 

I put in this cold my hubby gave me

[Wee fluffy me]

And the machine gave an almighty sneeze and infected the whole train (thanks jillars hubby could you be anymore selfish? I think not..!!)

 

I put in some Vaseline 

[jillar]

And out came a smooth baby's butt with no more diaper rash

 

I put in the Amazon Dot

[TravellingSunny]

And out came the wrong forecast.

 

I put in a jar of red paint.

[Wee fluffy me]

Out came a paint splodged fur coat .. !!

 

 

I put in a pair of high heeled shoes 

[TravellingSunny]

Out came the Rockettes.

 

I put in a calendar.

[jillar]

And out came twelve months

 

I put in the bird that keeps eating the rabbit's food

[Wee fluffy me]

And out came a winged bunny...

 

 

I put in a carrot.. 

[jillar]

And out came 20/20 vision

 

I put in an Arby's orange cream shake

[notsmokinjo]

Out came an aussie with no idea wot she was frickin holdin.

 

I put in a pair of earings

[jillar]

And out came a drag queen in a prom dress

 

I put in an owl

[notsmokinjo]

And out came Jimmy Giggles.

 

I put in a pumpkin and some chicken stock

[despair not]

Out came 3 songwriters called  Stock Atechicken and Waterpumpkinman

 

I put in a starry starry night and a picture of Vincent van gough. 

Edited June 1, 2018 by despair not

[jillar]

And out came a canvas and paintbrush

 

I put in the letter Y

[notsmokinjo]

and out came a spinning top.

 

I put in a scream

[jillar]

And out came a whisper with a tiger head

 

I put in a slip n slide

 

 

[notsmokinjo]

And out came a boring old S.

 

I put in a booby...

[jillar]

And out came a crazy woman

 

I put in a hoody thinker

[notsmokinjo]

and out came a booby with a public gag order who couldn't make a comment.

 

I put in 2 bunnies

 

( @Sslip your not boring, just your avatar... ... don't be sad, its easy to fix)