Real Name

[bakon]

Not telling but was called...

 

Da-Woo  when a youngster cuz I couldn't say my name and that's what I called myself

 

Willie- when little older and still at times by childhood friends

 

Asshole the Husband- only when I call her Bozo the Wife

 

Dad- by two grown window lickers, seriously messed them boys up, no fixing stupid either, my pentence for earlier acts

 

Idiot or maniac- by other drivers I'm sure, I drive fast and USE the right of way when I know its mine, look out, One of my window lickers (oldest son) backed into my truck years ago, big 2003 F-350 crew cab, v-10 motor, monster gets 8 miles to the gallon.(3.4 kilo per liter for the islanders) Stupid said "I didn't see it dad" So I never fixed the dent in bumper. People say to me, nice looking truck, why don't you fix bumper...I say I want to intimidate people in parking lots "Look out, that truck got a dented bumper he cant drive or don't care if he hits something."

 

Sgt- at work

 

bakon- here and there

 

So who's next?

 

 

 

 

Whats your name little girl, whats your name? - Lynyrd Skynyrd

 

[bakon]

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Pimp- just the man calls me this

 

Sharp dressed man. Zz top sings about my valor jacket

 

Sensitive -most men call me over sensitive

 

Tea drinker- the colonist call me tea bag

 

Snuggles. The ladies in the train

 

Real name is not a verb

[bakon]

Post or I will make it up

[Tink]

sparrow as a nipper by mum and dad - as I was scawny little thing

 

oh freckle face - by my dad as i had freckles (he use to make up a song about it lol)

 

sarge by  some old RAF chums and Lace ;)

 

bitch - by those who cross me and make me mad or get jealous

 

baby - by s/o

 

pain in the rear - by my mum now lol

 

Tracey/Tracey1/Trevor/islander or big T - here and there

 

 

(thought I would confess I didnt want you making it up ;))

 

edited to add: I just remembered my dad also used to call me meaker smeaker (I have absolutely no idea why I will ask my mum)

 

wow I hadn`t thought of that in 30 years :)

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Pimp- just the man calls me this

Sharp dressed man. Zz top sings about my valor jacket

Sensitive -most men call me over sensitive

Tea drinker- the colonist call me tea bag

Snuggles. The ladies in the train

Real name is not a verb

lol, pretty accurate except the tea drinker bit...

 

I'm not sure if I want people to answer or if I just want you todo everyone!

 

PS you need to learn more about the island... We say miles per gallon too :p

[bakon]

Your miles are different. Think slightly off size from our. Our roads are sized from England. Two oxen wide carts from Romans originally then something to do with trains.

I know they used liters for gas in Germany and cars had kilometers. My mistake on you being different. Probably queens idea

Picked you first cause the sun comes up thee first and working all night

Burrito was an idea too but to easy

[Colleen]

Alright, before Bakon starts making up stories about me I will go.  

 

Real name is Colleen, surprise surprise.

 

Around 6, my super athletic uncle started me running races.  They had to makes signs and whatnot and develop a nickname, it was C.K. for my first and middle name.  Hated it.  The nickname and the running.

 

Same uncle also called me Murphette and Smurfette.  Miss him dearly, was like a dad to me.  He passed away when my son was 4 months old,  but he already had a nickname for him, called him Taco, ha ha.

 

A girl I was friends with in middle and high school, called me Colly.  

 

One of my spin class instructors calls me Lady Jane.  lol Maybe I should tell her my real name lol

 

Here at the QT, I am called Ginger.  

[Gemzee]

I'm obviously called Gemma! Doh :D

Gem for short.

 

Don't really have any nicknames....my fiancé calls me all kind of random silly names - pumpkin, pumpkin bum, T, smelly, chum, chumly..it goes on! Lol

[MarylandQuitter]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqrKejQTynk

[SueBeDoo]

Bakon you speak chinese or something, sooo hard to understand wtf you are saying sometimes lol

Me, Sue, Susan, susie

in laws suebedoo

Parents call me blossom when they like me,

Relations call me susie, susanna, sue,

Kids call me mam, mammy, maid, slave <<<last 2 not really true

Hubby calls me Sue, me misses, me mot, wifey, bird of commitment ;)

[bakon]

El Burritto-

Man in a skirt?

Chubby bunny

Queen of England- drag version

Elton John

 

Sir Golfalot

 

Rocket Surgeon

[bakon]

Nancy

 

fancy pants

 

Tennessee torpedo

 

Thief of likes

 

Egg

[Nancy]

Nancy

 

fancy pants

 

Tennessee torpedo

 

Thief of likes

 

Egg

Yup, that would be me!

[Jenny]

Jenny, Jen, Jennifer

 

Mom calls me Jennifer Anne, My Dad calls me Jebbifer.  No idea why....but it's stuck.

My Grandmother called me Jenny Wren.

Kids call me Momma or Mum.

My husband calls me his "bride".

[Colleen]

Jenny, Jen, Jennifer

 

Mom calls me Jennifer Anne, My Dad calls me Jebbifer.  No idea why....but it's stuck.

My Grandmother called me Jenny Wren.

Kids call me Momma or Mum.

My husband calls me his "bride".

You forgot one...

 

[Frezflops]

ok Ill play

Here frez other places frezlis

have been called freeze and fritos at work

as a kid my one sister call me strawberry shortcake not even sure why.....another called me ugly(not in a mean way just teasing sister way)

My husband calls me dear until I remind him I am not a four legged animal(you probably can guess his response ;) lol)

 

[bakon]

I remember liz or lisa for you too?

 

jen- never jemifer. all jens were jems here

[beacon]

Meow

[bakon]

the cat we want to rescue- keep checking door, we are out back

[beacon]

Kitty, mr handsome, fluffy, No!, shut up on occasion, snuggles

[bakon]

your name you window licking cat owner...

[bakon]

Also for tracey and nancy who been asking me at times....started this thread for you ...its out there...not here...so must be somewhere there...

[beacon]

Melanie :)

[bakon]

No nicknames?

[Sarah]

Sarah