Let's try to make Mrs. Bakon laugh...

[SueBeDoo]

Seven dwarfs In a bed feeling grumpy so grumpy gets out and they all start feeling happy!!!

 

I only know a couple of other jokes but too dirty for here!!

Maybe we can find out her favourite songs and tac or nancy or whoever knows how to post them could do that for her?

 

Thinking of you mrs Bakon today, sending you lots of positive thoughts and virtual hugs xxxxx

Ps I hope your man Bakon is behaving himself and looking after you well, please make sure he buys you a lovely treat everday this week xxxxxx

[NeedforSpeedHM]

I love dogs! This had me cracking up! Sending hugs and strength your way Mrs Bakon!

 

[Paul723]

With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband,

"Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?"

"No," said her husband. "
She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4
buttons of her blouse, and slowly reached down into the
cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra, and pulled
out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill.

He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly.

She then asked him, "Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?"
"Uh... no, I haven't," he said, with an anxious tone in his voice.

She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt,
and seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties... and
pulled out a crumpled Fifty Dollar bill.

He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill, and started
breathing a little quicker with anticipation.

"Now," she said, "have you ever seen $25,000
Dollars all crumpled up?"

"No way!" he said, while obviously becoming even more
aroused and excited, to which she replied............


"Go look in the garage."

[bakon]

Showed her a couple. She laughed. More time later to read them all.

 

Thanks everyone. Moving along, she is in surgical center now. Chemo in little bit.

[Tink]

what do you call a fish with no eyes

 

 

 

 

FSH

[Tink]

what do you call a man in the sea with no arms and legs

 

 

 

 

BOB

[Soberjulie]

Humor break Mrs. Bakon.

I just wanted to give you a hug and tell you that Ive been thinking about you this morning. Im sending you strength from Canada. (((hugs)))

 

Ok, back to comedy-fest.

[Pippa]

Patient: How much to extract wisdom teeth?

Dentist: $500.

Patient: That's ridiculous! Isn't there something cheaper?

Dentist: I can cut the price in half, if we don't use anesthetic.

Patient: Nope. That's still way too much.

Dentist: OK. If I just rip them out with pliers, the price is $50.

Patient: That's more like it. Book my husband for next Monday

 

 

Mrs Bacon - sending positive thoughts and best wishes !

[joe]

[Paul723]

Wanna see a three eyed pig?

 

 

Piiig

[bakon]

Almost done. Going fine

 

Thanks everyone

[Nancy]

Almost done. Going fine

 

Thanks everyone

So glad to hear that (((Mrs. Bakon)))

[Still winning]

I'm not that funny, oops. However I have just lit a candle and sent my energy to your goodlady wife and asked for angel healing. xx

[SueBeDoo]

Brave strong woman you have there Bakon x