Ask Sslip ANYTHING!

[c9jane29]

I'm going to revive an oldie but what seems to be a goodie!!

 

Dear @Sslip 

How did you get so slippy?

 

What size shoe do you wear?

 

Are you married?

 

Your Friend,

Jane

[jillar]

Dear Shane,

 

How old did you just turn?

 

Boxers or briefs? 

 

 

 

Your friend, Jill

Edited October 2, 2018 by jillar

[notsmokinjo]

Dear Sslip,

 

Why are you so shit at batting?

 

Jo

[c9jane29]

How tall are you?

Do you have a pet?

 

[notsmokinjo]

Are you house trained?

 

[Sslip]

  On 10/2/2018 at 2:38 AM, c9jane29 said:

I'm going to revive an oldie but what seems to be a goodie!!

 

Dear @Sslip 

How did you get so slippy?

 

What size shoe do you wear?

 

Are you married?

 

Your Friend,

Jane

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It's an evolutionary thing so that I never get caught. 

 

I take an 8 in a shoe, whatever that is in your local measuring system. 

 

I am, let's hope none of my answers here give rise to that being challenged. 

 

Sincerely

 

Sslippy 

[Sslip]

  On 10/2/2018 at 3:49 AM, jillar said:

Dear Shane,

 

How old did you just turn?

 

Boxers or briefs? 

 

 

 

Your friend, Jill

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I've just celebrated the 30th anniversary of my 21st birthday. I refuse to get any older. 

 

As for boxers or briefs. Yes if I have to. 

 

Sincerely

 

Sslippy 

  On 10/2/2018 at 3:57 AM, notsmokinjo said:

Dear Sslip,

 

Why are you so shit at batting?

 

Jo

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Because I could never be the Don. 

 

Sincerely

 

Sslippy 

[Sslip]

  On 10/2/2018 at 4:56 AM, c9jane29 said:

How tall are you?

Do you have a pet?

 

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I am 6ft 1 in my 5 inch heels. 

 

Personally no, but many in the house. 

 

Sincerely 

 

Sslippy 

  On 10/2/2018 at 5:37 AM, notsmokinjo said:

Are you house trained?

 

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What's that? 

 

Sincerely 

 

Sslippy 

[notsmokinjo]

Is you favorite shirt really pink or are you just having a lend of us?

[c9jane29]

[notsmokinjo]

When you go swimmin ya laps do you wear budgie smugglers?

[jillar]

Do you shave your back?

[notsmokinjo]

Do you wax your legs?

 

 

Are your 5 inch heels vegan friendly?

[Stewie]

Hey Sslip,

 

Do you even lift bro?

[NADA]

On "Highway to Heaven", was Michael Landon an angel or a ghost?

[Sslip]

  On 10/2/2018 at 1:26 PM, notsmokinjo said:

When you go swimmin ya laps do you wear budgie smugglers?

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Sadly I can call them cockatiel smugglers, there's that much spare room inside. Especially if the water is cold. 

  On 10/2/2018 at 3:08 PM, jillar said:

Do you shave your back?

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I wax everywhere. 

 

Sincerely 

 

Sslippy 

Edited October 3, 2018 by Sslip

[Sslip]

  On 10/2/2018 at 4:48 PM, notsmokinjo said:

Do you wax your legs?

 

 

Are your 5 inch heels vegan friendly?

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Regarding the legs refer to my previous answer. 

 

As for the second, yes if that's the kind of thing that does it for you. 

 

Sincerely 

 

Sslippy 

Edited October 3, 2018 by Sslip

[Sslip]

  On 10/2/2018 at 6:15 PM, MrTitWank said:

Hey Sslip,

 

Do you even lift bro?

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I wouldn't try. My bro is really fat and such an awkward shape. 

 

Sincerely 

 

Sslippy 

Edited October 3, 2018 by Sslip

[Sslip]

  On 10/2/2018 at 6:18 PM, BKP said:

On "Highway to Heaven", was Michael Landon an angel or a ghost?

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It's outrageous to even question that he was anything other than an angel. 

 

Don't be responsible for getting the Internet shut down. 

 

Sincerely

 

Sslippy 

[jillar]

  On 10/3/2018 at 4:44 AM, Sslip said:

I wouldn't try. My bro is really fat and such an awkward shape. 

 

Sincerely 

 

Sslippy 

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[Sslip]

  On 10/2/2018 at 7:49 AM, notsmokinjo said:

Is you favorite shirt really pink or are you just having a lend of us?

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Not currently, but I look good in pink. 

 

My current favourite is white with blue and pink checks. 

 

Sincerely 

 

Sslippy 

[jillar]

Dear Shane, who are the checks made out to?

 

Your friend, jill

[notsmokinjo]

  On 10/3/2018 at 4:49 AM, Sslip said:

 

Not currently, but I look good in pink. 

 

My current favourite is white with blue and pink checks. 

 

Sincerely 

 

Sslippy 

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Oh Weegie will be so disappointed you have a new fave.

[Sslip]

  On 10/3/2018 at 4:51 AM, jillar said:

Dear Shane, who are the checks made out to?

 

Your friend, jill

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Pay the bearer, kind of gives everybody a chance. 

 

Sincerely 

 

Sslippy 

[notsmokinjo]

Dear Sslips,

 

Don't you know Cash is better than a Check.