Ask Sslip ANYTHING!

[c9jane29]

I'm going to revive an oldie but what seems to be a goodie!!

 

Dear @Sslip 

How did you get so slippy?

 

What size shoe do you wear?

 

Are you married?

 

Your Friend,

Jane

[jillar]

Dear Shane,

 

How old did you just turn?

 

Boxers or briefs? 

 

 

 

Your friend, Jill

Edited October 2, 2018 by jillar

[notsmokinjo]

Dear Sslip,

 

Why are you so shit at batting?

 

Jo

[c9jane29]

How tall are you?

Do you have a pet?

 

[notsmokinjo]

Are you house trained?

 

[Sslip]

4 hours ago, c9jane29 said:

I'm going to revive an oldie but what seems to be a goodie!!

 

Dear @Sslip 

How did you get so slippy?

 

What size shoe do you wear?

 

Are you married?

 

Your Friend,

Jane

 

It's an evolutionary thing so that I never get caught. 

 

I take an 8 in a shoe, whatever that is in your local measuring system. 

 

I am, let's hope none of my answers here give rise to that being challenged. 

 

Sincerely

 

Sslippy 

[Sslip]

3 hours ago, jillar said:

Dear Shane,

 

How old did you just turn?

 

Boxers or briefs? 

 

 

 

Your friend, Jill

 

I've just celebrated the 30th anniversary of my 21st birthday. I refuse to get any older. 

 

As for boxers or briefs. Yes if I have to. 

 

Sincerely

 

Sslippy 

3 hours ago, notsmokinjo said:

Dear Sslip,

 

Why are you so shit at batting?

 

Jo

 

Because I could never be the Don. 

 

Sincerely

 

Sslippy 

[Sslip]

2 hours ago, c9jane29 said:

How tall are you?

Do you have a pet?

 

I am 6ft 1 in my 5 inch heels. 

 

Personally no, but many in the house. 

 

Sincerely 

 

Sslippy 

2 hours ago, notsmokinjo said:

Are you house trained?

 

 

What's that? 

 

Sincerely 

 

Sslippy 

[notsmokinjo]

Is you favorite shirt really pink or are you just having a lend of us?

[c9jane29]

[notsmokinjo]

When you go swimmin ya laps do you wear budgie smugglers?

[jillar]

Do you shave your back?

[notsmokinjo]

Do you wax your legs?

 

 

Are your 5 inch heels vegan friendly?

[Stewie]

Hey Sslip,

 

Do you even lift bro?

[NADA]

On "Highway to Heaven", was Michael Landon an angel or a ghost?

[Sslip]

15 hours ago, notsmokinjo said:

When you go swimmin ya laps do you wear budgie smugglers?

 

Sadly I can call them cockatiel smugglers, there's that much spare room inside. Especially if the water is cold. 

13 hours ago, jillar said:

Do you shave your back?

 

I wax everywhere. 

 

Sincerely 

 

Sslippy 

Edited October 3, 2018 by Sslip

[Sslip]

11 hours ago, notsmokinjo said:

Do you wax your legs?

 

 

Are your 5 inch heels vegan friendly?

 

Regarding the legs refer to my previous answer. 

 

As for the second, yes if that's the kind of thing that does it for you. 

 

Sincerely 

 

Sslippy 

Edited October 3, 2018 by Sslip

[Sslip]

10 hours ago, MrTitWank said:

Hey Sslip,

 

Do you even lift bro?

I wouldn't try. My bro is really fat and such an awkward shape. 

 

Sincerely 

 

Sslippy 

Edited October 3, 2018 by Sslip

[Sslip]

10 hours ago, BKP said:

On "Highway to Heaven", was Michael Landon an angel or a ghost?

 

It's outrageous to even question that he was anything other than an angel. 

 

Don't be responsible for getting the Internet shut down. 

 

Sincerely

 

Sslippy 

[jillar]

3 minutes ago, Sslip said:

I wouldn't try. My bro is really fat and such an awkward shape. 

 

Sincerely 

 

Sslippy 

 

[Sslip]

20 hours ago, notsmokinjo said:

Is you favorite shirt really pink or are you just having a lend of us?

 

Not currently, but I look good in pink. 

 

My current favourite is white with blue and pink checks. 

 

Sincerely 

 

Sslippy 

[jillar]

Dear Shane, who are the checks made out to?

 

Your friend, jill

[notsmokinjo]

1 minute ago, Sslip said:

 

Not currently, but I look good in pink. 

 

My current favourite is white with blue and pink checks. 

 

Sincerely 

 

Sslippy 

 

Oh Weegie will be so disappointed you have a new fave.

[Sslip]

1 hour ago, jillar said:

Dear Shane, who are the checks made out to?

 

Your friend, jill

 

Pay the bearer, kind of gives everybody a chance. 

 

Sincerely 

 

Sslippy 

[notsmokinjo]

Dear Sslips,

 

Don't you know Cash is better than a Check.