Can anyone tell me the benefits of smoking?

[Whispers]

Can't think of any at the moment

[catlover]

Nothing comes to mind here either

[Whispers]

i read this and SMH...

 

https://www.livescience.com/15115-5-health-benefits-smoking-disease.html

[sgt.barney]

Early payout on that Life Insurance Policy? 

EZPZ

[Parsley]

There are none....none

[Cbdave]

Gday

is this a trick Question?

blown on it hard enought and it will burst into flame ?

C

 

 

[c9jane29]

An extra 1/4inch of teeth due to gum disease?

[JB 883]

This is my experience -

Probably nothing good really for the body, however, it does help with certain things -

 

Like driving. When i smoked, I didn't notice as much how people tailgated, swerved in and out of lanes, didn't bother to go on a green light, or how a red light meant "Four more cars may pass if in the turning lane". As soon as i quit smoking, drivers got a lot worse.

 

Smoking helps keep a more solid break schedule. Since one NEEDS that smoke, the break is taken at the correct time instead of like non smokers such as me just taking it whenever.

[MwBenson]

Smoking has alot of "benifits" so i rhought when i was smoking but after quitting i can see it was all just a big lie !

[johnny5]

^^^  You understand it now, @MwBenson all the things you thought were great about smoking are all a big lie.  There is nothing good about smoking.

[Sazerac]

Can anyone tell me the benefits of smoking?

 

NOPE

[Whispers]

Simple ? and the answers ...

 

 

NONE

 

 

EZPZ like the Sgt says

[Wayne045]

On 9/28/2018 at 5:31 PM, Jet Black said:

This is my experience -

Probably nothing good really for the body, however, it does help with certain things -

 

Like driving. When i smoked, I didn't notice as much how people tailgated, swerved in and out of lanes, didn't bother to go on a green light, or how a red light meant "Four more cars may pass if in the turning lane". As soon as i quit smoking, drivers got a lot worse.

 

Smoking helps keep a more solid break schedule. Since one NEEDS that smoke, the break is taken at the correct time instead of like non smokers such as me just taking it whenever.

 

Strange as it sounds.  Have to say I agree about the breaks.   Nowadays at work, I will work straight through till lunch without hardly getting out my chair, where I used to at least take one break mid-morning, walk down the stairs and back up when finished.  Now I have to keep reminding myself to get up and walk around.

[Reciprocity]

I have a friend who's a mortician and he likes smokers!

[Doreensfree]

I got to buy more clothes...replacing the ones I kept burning a hole in....

[Sirius]

Smoking does have benefits.

• It helps with weight control.
• Provides some protection against Parkinson's disease
• Lowers risk of knee replacement surgery 
• Simplifies retirement planning.
• Provides additional tax funding to government.
• Reduces Social Security impacts on society as a whole.

 

[Whispers]

7 minutes ago, Sirius said:

Smoking does have benefits.

• Simplifies retirement planning.
• Provides additional tax funding to government.
• Reduces Social Security impacts on society as a whole.

 

LMAO