The Stupid things smokers do !!!!

[Doreensfree]

Remember when that cigarette stuck to your lip and burnt..ouch ....blister took days to heal....

Remember when it stuck in between and burnt those two fingers..... Ouch..to days to heal....

Add your,s...!!!!

[jillar]

Gosh do I!!! I also remember burning holes in my favorite cloths. Never when I was wearing work cloths though lol. 

[Rozuki]

Oh, yes! How about flicking ash out car window while driving and you lose your grip on the flaming poison stick and it comes sailing back into the car...onto the back seat!!! Ugh!!

Edited September 19, 2018 by Rozuki

[TobacNO]

I didn't smoke in the car so I was constantly thinking about a place to stop and have a smoke. It made long trips longer.

 

 Also I didn't enjoy going to movies much because I'd be craving a cig and wanting the movie to end so I could dash for the parking lot and fire one up.

Edited September 19, 2018 by TobacNO

[Whispers]

2 hours ago, Rozuki said:

Oh, yes! How about flicking ash out car window while driving and you lose your grip on the flaming poison stick and it comes sailing back into the car...onto the back seat!!! Ugh!!

I've done that quite a few times

I'll give you stupid, i was bowling years back and had a few drinks. I was smoking and forgot it was lit and put it on my ear after hearing a funny joke as my turn was up.... Or being drunk and putting the wrong end in your mouth ... DOH

[Martian5]

Recovering from surgery, heavily medicated, smoking in bed -- drowsing off ( yes I am  admitting to something very stupid, was lucky, and really started thinking I needed to stop).  It shows that we were so addicted to the nicotine we were turning a blind eye to the many different ways that smoking can really harm us.

 

 

 

Edited September 19, 2018 by Martian5

[Reciprocity]

Getting extremely agitated on long flights and needing to run to the nearest exit as soon as I landed.

You'd better not be in my way as I bolted for the exit 

[MwBenson]

How about trying to smoke in the bathroom in the winter lmao never worked always the whole house would smell

[c9jane29]

Getting drunk at a party and drinking from the beer butt can...then smoking a cigarette to get rid of the taste.

 

The dumbest thing smokers do is smoke and continue to smoke even against our primal urge for survival...

[Reciprocity]

26 minutes ago, c9jane29 said:

Getting drunk at a party and drinking from the beer butt can...

[Sirius]

1 minute ago, reciprocity said:

Getting drunk at a party and drinking from the beer butt can.

 

Beat me to it.

 

Not that it ever happened to me...that I'll ever admit...ever.

[garry mhudson]

Yeah what we use to do. It boggles the mind. I still own a 1968 Fender Telecaster Bass that I bought in 1968 at the ripe old age of 18 that has burn marks in the top of the neck where I use to put my lit cig between the headstock and the E string while I played. Sometimes, the butt was still there after I had put the bass in the case and woke up the next morning, sorry make that late afternoon, the next day and had went out.

[Doreensfree]

Hiding s lit cig in my hand..then put my hand in a pocket ,to hide my shame...burning my hand and my pocket ...ouch !!!!

[notsmokinjo]

Getting drunk at a party and doing the curl the smoke inside your mouth with your tongue trick and then someone does something funny and you laugh and swallow and burn ya gullet.... took more than a few days to get better.

[Doreensfree]

Trying to light the dam thing in the wind....

Burning ash ...straight in the eye..blinding  me for minutes.....rubbing my eye.mascara smeared all over the place...yep !!!....a good look...