Not In My Living Room A-Z

[notsmokinjo]

Jousters .... they can just take their big sticks and clunky armour and horses outside thank you very much...

 

(Fluffy my mum was really good at getting rid of invisible people.... at one stage the baby sister had 5 invisible friends and one by one my mum sorted them out, there was Mil Hanna who she sat on a squashed cos he was only teeny tiny and she was big and fat.... then there was johnny boy who she vaccumed up, wizza who she drowned in the washing machine and John Stone who she ran over with the car.... the 5th one just stopped getting mentioned and we were all to scared to ask why and didn't want to hold another invisible funeral)

[Pearlie]

Kangaroo

 

[notsmokinjo]

^^^ Aaaahhh.... but I look so sexy in my sparkly beads... I promise I'm house broken, even if I do have 3 vaginas.

 

Lego.... those little bricks of crippling pain can stay in the bedroom thank you very much.

[catlover]

Mangey twat... actually its Mange tout.... I never knew.... both are gross anyway!

[notsmokinjo]

Nostril Hairs that hang down..... eeew it looks like moths have flown up their and died and its their little dead legs dangling down..... ergh.

[Sslip]

Oil slick

[catlover]

Paint ..

[Sslip]

Quibbling, let's have a full blown row or nothing at all

[Wee fluffy me]

Really stinking farts...

[catlover]

Spirit in chains....

[notsmokinjo]

toe jam picking..... take it away, the bathroom maybe but not the frickin lounge and don't roll it in balls and flick it on the floor

[catlover]

Useless things.....

[notsmokinjo]

Very ugly carpet...

 

 

[Wee fluffy me]

Wobbly legged chairs..

 

 

Cos I'll be the one to sit on it and end up on ma arse with a thud..!!

[catlover]

X rated dirty ol man...

[Wee fluffy me]

Yesterday's knickers..

 

Put them in the washing basket ya minger..!!

[Lilly]

Zombies 

 

For obvious reasons

Edited November 3, 2018 by Lilly

[Wee fluffy me]

Animal petting zoo..

 

Oh the poo, where to start..!!

[notsmokinjo]

Brian...because he's not the messiah, he's just a very naughty boy.

[Sslip]

Chippendales - can't compete, can't be arsed to try and sheesh the oil. 

[notsmokinjo]

Doreen's garden plants.... the lounge should be child friendly

[Wee fluffy me]

Eggy farts...

 

Need I say more...

[notsmokinjo]

Farts period... cos eggy or not I don't want em in the lounge room.... just take you're stinky arse outside to relieve the pressure.

[Wee fluffy me]

Guts..

 

What a mess .. and the smell.. there would be flies lots of flies..!! 

[notsmokinjo]

Hairy nosed wombat .... cos all it does is eat roots and leaves.