Not In My Living Room A-Z

[Wee fluffy me]

^^^ I was confused there and thought.. WTF who breaks in maggots.. infact who in their right mind buys maggots.. Then the penny dropped.. I seem to be turning into a forgetful Felicity... old age creaping up  faster and faster..!!

 

 

Orange... anything orange 

 

[Sslip]

^^^ No you'll have to become middle aged first.

 

Penicillin - I'm allergic

[Wee fluffy me]

^^ What age does one become middle aged...? Just asking for a friend you  understand..

 

Ooft my wee yins allergic to penicillin too!!

 

Queen cos they'd need to dig Freddy up and I've just washed me floor..!!

[Sslip]

^^^ I'll let you know when I get there. Probably around 60 I would guess. 

 

Roosters - no thanks I have an alarm clock I can adjust. 

[catlover]

S and M party...those gimp suits frighten me...

[Sslip]

Telekinesis - although I'm sure someone does that with my car keys. 

[Wee fluffy me]

^^You don't need your car keys you need the walking practice...

 

Uri Gellar...

 

there is something about him that gives me the willies...

Edited August 18, 2018 by Wee fluffy me

[Sslip]

Vestal Virgins - I can only imagine that would bring problems

[notsmokinjo]

wankers - nothing wrong with a tug... but the lounge is not the place... off you go.

[catlover]

Zippy and bungle...........and Jeffrey........

 

Edited August 18, 2018 by catlover

[Wee fluffy me]

Aardvark.. now I luvs me an aardvark especially the blue ones but with aardvarks come flies... and catlover has made it quite clear what can happen with flies...

[Sslip]

Bumble Bee - not that bumble bees aren't cool, they're just better off outside as nature intended. 

[WeegieWoman]

Cream  carpet 

[Wee fluffy me]

Darker cream carpet

[Sslip]

Even lighter cream carpet

[Wee fluffy me]

Fandabidozi cream carpet..

[Sslip]

Grizzly murder scene which stains the non existent cream carpet 

Edited August 20, 2018 by Sslip

[Wee fluffy me]

Horrendously grizzly murder scene 

which stains the non existent cream carpet

[Sslip]

Just horrific grizzly murder scene 

which stains the non existent cream carpet 

[catlover]

Kinder surprise....chocadoobie.... gives me the creeps!

 

[Wee fluffy me]

Limp bizkit cos I'm sure that translates to soggy biscuit and nobody wants a limp soggy droopy anything in their livingroom especially if they have a cream carpet..!!

 

Who's with me peeps...??

Edited August 20, 2018 by Wee fluffy me

[jillar]

Macaroni and cheese stains on cream carpet

Macaroni and cheese stains on cream carpet

[Wee fluffy me]

Nacho cheese sauce stains on weegies non existent cream carpet..

[notsmokinjo]

On 8/20/2018 at 8:35 PM, catlover said:

Kinder surprise....chocadoobie.... gives me the creeps!

 

 

^^ Overly sleazy former Australian Prime Minister, Tony Abbott or as the kid thought he was called Mr Rabbit.... which was apt because he was a bit of a bunny.

 

(Edit: google Tony Abbott and you will see the resemblence, although as a Liberal Party member you'd never see him in red.... and Liberal Party is very misleading, they are left wing Tories)

 

Edited August 21, 2018 by notsmokinjo

[jillar]

13 minutes ago, notsmokinjo said:

Tony Abbott or as the kid thought he was called Mr Rabbit.