Not In My Living Room A-Z

[jillar]

Orange juice stains on website's nonexistent cream carpet

[notsmokinjo]

a Penal colony... cos they just never work, even if they are on nonexistent cream carpet

[Sslip]

Quilt - they belong in the bedroom 

[Wee fluffy me]

Ribena on Weegie's imaginary cream carpet..!!

[Sslip]

Sunflowers - at this point I don't think I can afford the insurance for all the events that befall Weegie's imaginary cream carpet, let alone a priceless painting.

[notsmokinjo]

Teal feature wall cos coupled with the cream carpet it would really limit the furniture options and it would definitely clash with sunflowers.

[Wee fluffy me]

Unmentionable acts on the last wee clean bit of Weegie's imaginary cream carpet with Jo's teal feature wall that limits the furniture options and would totally clash with the sunflower picture that Slippy can't afford the insurance  for..

[notsmokinjo]

Vegan sexual deviants preforming unmentionable acts on the last wee clean bit of Weegie's imaginary cream carpet with Jo's teal feature wall that limits the furniture options and would totally clash with the sunflower picture that Slippy can't afford the insurance  for..

[Wee fluffy me]

Wheelbarrowing vegan sexual deviants preforming unmentionable acts on the last wee clean bit of Weegie's imaginary cream carpet with Jo's teal feature wall that limits the furniture options and would totally clash with the sunflower picture that Slippy can't afford the insurance  for..

[notsmokinjo]

Invoking SLOX (slips (algebraic) law of x) x=100

 

100 wheel barrowing vegan sexual deviants preforming unmentionable acts on the last wee clean bit of Weegie's imaginary cream carpet with Jo's teal feature wall that limits the furniture options and would totally clash with the sunflower picture that Slippy can't afford the insurance  for..

[Sslip]

Your 100 wheel barrowing vegan sexual deviants preforming unmentionable acts on the last wee clean bit of Weegie's imaginary cream carpet with Jo's teal feature wall that limits the furniture options and would totally clash with the sunflower picture that Slippy can't afford the insurance  for with a cherry on the top. 

[notsmokinjo]

Zebra print couch cushions cos they's just clash with everything and upset the vegans

[Sslip]

An American saying aluminium

 

Americans you are more than welcome in my living room, but please don't make me encounter some dodgy pronounciations

[jillar]

British person saying cinnamon because it takes me about ten tries to correctly pronounce aluminum or cinnamon.

[notsmokinjo]

15 hours ago, Sslip said:

An American saying aluminium

 

Canadians saying aluminium because say say it skew-if too.

[Sslip]

Dick Dastardly 

[Wee fluffy me]

Enthusiastic orange munchkins 

[Sslip]

Flogging apparently

[catlover]

granny,s knickers

 

[Sslip]

Halistosis

[catlover]

Irritating drunkard

[Sslip]

Juggling with burning torches

[catlover]

Kung fu lesson

[Sslip]

Lycra

[catlover]

Mushrooms on the walls..mildew