Not In My Living Room A-Z

[jillar]

Rudolph, but he is in my front yard at Christmas time

[Sslip]

Snakes - I'm no herpetologist

[Wee fluffy me]

T - rex  cos I'm no paleontologists but I reckon it will take my roof clean off and our heads too..!!

Edited August 11, 2018 by Wee fluffy me

[WeegieWoman]

Uri Geller 

[Wee fluffy me]

Vin deasel cos trouble seems to follow him about...!!

 

Just sayin.. 

[jillar]

Wimbledon 

[notsmokinjo]

^^ Oh, because its finished until next year, I get it now, that's clever.

 

Xylophones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Wee fluffy me]

Yogurt that's 3 months outta date...

[notsmokinjo]

^^ i think i just did a little bit of sick in my mouth.

 

Zookeeper's boots after mucking out the enclosure.

[jillar]

angry birds

[Sslip]

Bayonets

[jillar]

Christmas tree, because it's not Christmas time

[notsmokinjo]

Diamonties... cos the kid don't dance no more no more no more no more.

[catlover]

Empty popcorn bags

[notsmokinjo]

^^Is that cos your hiddin your empties in the bin

 

Fruit Loops... cos they are evil and if I wasn't allowed to have them as a kid then the kid can't have them now.

[Sslip]

^^^ Been waiting for more than 36 hours for someone to post the E so I could post the F. Someone else got there 7 minutes ago

 

Gondolas. O Sole Mio my arse.

[notsmokinjo]

^^^ Oh poor Sslippy dippy doo dah.... my heart bleeds... isn't it a shame you don't have fizchick... you could have solved that issue nice an easy...

 

Hairy eight legged mutations that spin webs.

 

[Sslip]

Interpreter - shove off with your clever multi - lingual ways. 

[notsmokinjo]

Jumping castle - cos that's and outside toy

[Wee fluffy me]

Killer spiders that jump off the wall and chase you just as you go to whack them with your shoe...!! ( Yes this is a true story..)

[notsmokinjo]

^^ Oh I believe you Fluffy... the spider tales I could tell...

 

Librarian telling me to shoosh.

[Sslip]

Mashed potato - boke!  

[notsmokinjo]

nuclear fallout

[Sslip]

Open heart surgery - there's just too many dog hairs in the living room. 

[Wee fluffy me]

Prostate examinations..  I eat my dinner in that room for gawd sake don't need anybodys tackle dangling here there and everywhere and NO bare arses on my couch thank you very much...