Pig Is On Holiday!

[Stewie]

Aww i see what you did there! You are due to a good spanking really soon! :´)

[notsmokinjo]

Isn't it wonderful that we think the same way

[Tyme2B]

Enjoy your Holiday Recip! ???

[Doreensfree]

Hope your having fun Piggy!!!

[PeaceTrain]

As long as he's not shoveling snow, I'll bet he's happy as a pig in .....  Well, you get the drift

[jillar]

It doesn't look that big to me.....

 

[notsmokinjo]

Well when I first got there it was a bit of a pigsty...

 

But I worked my cleaning magic and pretty soon....

 

Here I am kicking back before I try and hunt down the 'missing' keys...

 

[Sazerac]

Uh-Oh...I've heard a rumor, is it true ?  The holiday is a ruse >

Pig is being held and guarded by Boobies.

The Coup d'état in Celebrations is a fait accompli

Viva la revolución,  Laissez les bons temps rouler !

 

We anxiously await a ransom note.

 

 

 

 

[Sazerac]

Two Great TIts just flew in with this message about our 'vacationing' pig,

sending it to nosmokinjo for a translation but, Mister Titwank may be bilingual too.

 

 

 

[Stewie]

Nooooooooooo! Pig lover i will save you babe!

 

Damn right im bilingual, i can call your mom fat in two different languages! :´)

[notsmokinjo]

There is a slight chance that, just maybe, Reci's plane has come down somewhere near an island... we are searching for an emergency beaker signal to locate the plane but clearly Reci is alive as he is sending tit messages...  so far all the satellites have picked up is some plane wreckage, an unidentified island and this...

 

Edited April 19, 2018 by notsmokinjo
rather creative spelling corrections

[Stewie]

Im beggining to miss my trustfull pig. Nights just aint the same without the pig by my side. :´(

[notsmokinjo]

Oh @MrTitwank he'll be back soon... don't be sad cos that makes me sad.... we can't have a sad Pork Chop.

[Doreensfree]

 

Aww  he,ll be back soon Stewpot..!!!!.....

[jillar]

How the hell does a pig send tit messages?!

3 hours ago, notsmokinjo said:

clearly Reci is alive as he is sending tit messages

 

[notsmokinjo]

3 minutes ago, jillar said:

How the hell does a pig send tit messages?!

 

 

Well how else is he going to communicate with Pork Chop?

[jillar]

Well there's texting, emailing or snail mail to name a few. I've just never heard of a tit message, is that an Aussie thing? Lol

[notsmokinjo]

Well he took no tech with him, and snail mail is too slow... Sally posted his tit message above... its all in code, but Pork Chop deciphered it. In Aus we us rehctub klat.

[Doreensfree]

Maybe ?????

[Stewie]

2 hours ago, notsmokinjo said:

Well he took no tech with him, and snail mail is too slow... Sally posted his tit message above... its all in code, but Pork Chop deciphered it. In Aus we us rehctub klat.

 

Yes, i deciphered the tit messages. Now if only i could decipher your rotten english. What you on about incontinentia buttocks? Learn to write for gods sake. Love you though.

[JB 883]

Mrtitwank, the ignore function seems to do wonders.

Hopefully Jillar and nosmokingjo have done the same for me

[Sazerac]

thinking here...(oh, there you go thinking again)

possibly metaphysical...what was pig ? a figment of group imagination ?

Ask me later, in an appropriate time zone,

all I know is,  pig 'aint here now and the ransom notes are bogus,

Tits are not reliable, they'll talk to anyone.

S

[jillar]

Now we might need to worry.....

 

[notsmokinjo]

Well I did put 

7 hours ago, MrTitwank said:

 

Yes, i deciphered the tit messages. Now if only i could decipher your rotten english. What you on about incontinentia buttocks? Learn to write for gods sake. Love you though.

Rehctub klat ?? As much as I love you too Pork Chop I can't tell, its a secret 

[Nancy]

3 hours ago, jillar said:

Now we might need to worry.....

 

I don't know who has Piggy...but I always have Bakon!