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[Wee fluffy me]

Violet

 

[notsmokinjo]

@Wee fluffy me please tell me that's one of your pets?

 

White.... and here's a picture of a polar bear having relations with an albino horse in the snow:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited April 14, 2018 by notsmokinjo

[Sslip]

^^^ They are going to need so much kleenex to clear that mess up

 

Xanadu (yes really)

 

Edited April 14, 2018 by Sslip

[Wee fluffy me]

4 hours ago, notsmokinjo said:

@Wee fluffy me please tell me that's one of your pets?

 

Not yet but my weeist pooch is looking good for it ???

 

 

Zaffre

 

 

 

[Sslip]

Amber

 

[Wee fluffy me]

Burgundy 

[Sslip]

Canary Yellow, courtesy of, well a canary

 

 

Just notices we've switched back to our Sunday slang which I'm chuffed about.

 

Chuffed = Pleased

Edited April 14, 2018 by Sslip

[notsmokinjo]

drongo - a fool or idiot

[Sslip]

Eejit - a fool or idiot

[notsmokinjo]

Franga - a condom

[Sslip]

Gertcha = Get out of it/here or no chance

[notsmokinjo]

Hungahs - Hungry, as in needing a feed or being a ball hog in a game.

[Sslip]

In the sack with = to be in bed with someone

[notsmokinjo]

jacked off - 1) to be p1ssed off / annoyed,  2) to have self satisfied (he jacked off)

Edited April 15, 2018 by notsmokinjo
multiple meanings...those damn Aussies

[Wee fluffy me]

Keek =  look

 

E.g. Gies a wee keek at it anaw =  Give me a little look at it as well?

 

[notsmokinjo]

legit - (le-jit)  to be real, legitimate.

 

"yeah but is it legit" ... Is it the real thing?

 

[Sslip]

Monkey - £500 (money)

[Wee fluffy me]

Nippin = annoying  

 

Away yi go, yer nippin ma held.. 

Away you go you are annoying my head.

 

Nippin = going out with, kissing

 

A didna know they two were nippin..

I didn't know those two were going out..

 

Gonna Gies a nip

Give me a kiss..

 

Not sure it's used by anybody under the age of 40 anymore.. hahaha

[Sslip]

On The Lash = A heavy drinking session

[Wee fluffy me]

^^^^ Haha I love it, I've no heard that in sooooo many years, since I moved back up the road?

[notsmokinjo]

P¡ssa (p¡ss-ahh) - to be funny.

 

Did ya see Jo gone a cropper, it was a frickin p¡ssa?

(Did you so Jo fall over, it was ever so funny?)

[Wee fluffy me]

Piss up = same as above ?

 

Ooopps ladies first....

Edited April 15, 2018 by Wee fluffy me

[notsmokinjo]

P¡ssa (p¡ss-ahh) - to be funny.

 

Did ya see Jo gone a cropper, it was a frickin p¡ssa?

(Did you so Jo fall over, it was ever so funny?)

[Wee fluffy me]

I'm a Jo sandwich...?

[Sslip]

Quack = Doctor