A-Z "Topic Of The Day"

[jillar]

Oops, s this supposed to be alphabetical order?! My bad..... (Exit stage right.....)

[notsmokinjo]

2 minutes ago, jillar said:

Oops, s this supposed to be alphabetical order?! My bad..... (Exit stage right.....)

 

Don't you dare exit.... you had awesome answers.... I was cackin meself..... letter S is all yours.....

[jillar]

Sunshine, because it's nearly impossible to get over there and we have plenty of our own here

[notsmokinjo]

^^^ and you'd probably just take the Sunshine from Fluffy and she'd have to snot ya.

 

Tennis whites ... not really hiking gear

[WeegieWoman]

Ugg boots 

[Wee fluffy me]

Viagra....

 

Don't think I need to expand on that one...!!!

[jillar]

8 hours ago, WeegieWoman said:

Ugg boots 

 

We love our Ugg boots here and I'm thinking after hiking all day Uggs would be pretty comfy for the feet and warm since our nights are pretty chilly this time of year.

 

Wimbledon because how the heck are you going to get it here?

[Sslip]

Xylophone

 

What can I say? Timing is everything and although what Vegas really needs is a tone deaf Brit playing a Xylophone maybe next time.

 

 

[notsmokinjo]

4 hours ago, jillar said:

 

We love our Ugg boots here and I'm thinking after hiking all day Uggs would be pretty comfy for the feet and warm since our nights are pretty chilly this time of year.

 

Wimbledon because how the heck are you going to get it here?

 

I was just gunna comment on this... what's not to love about the great Aussie invention.... Uggs are the bomb.... would definately pack those.

 

3 minutes ago, Sslip said:

Xylophone

 

What can I say? Timing is everything and although what Vegas really needs is a tone deaf Brit playing a Xylophone maybe next time.

 

 

 

Hmmm...... that is just cruel and after I went to all the effort of organising a packing committee to make sure you didn't fruck it up.... tsk tsk tsk Lord Kent I really think you are failing to take this thread seriously.

[Wee fluffy me]

Yak...

 

 

Man that's gonna stink out your tent BIG time...

[notsmokinjo]

Zoot Suit .... even with a trip to Vegas thrown in for 'recovery' ... definately leave those at home.

[Wee fluffy me]

Alligator boots... 

 

Think they are illegal to bring into USA and could end up in an in-depth  customs search...

 

 

[notsmokinjo]

^^ Sslip might like an in depth customs search Fluffy....

 

SWITCHEROO ..... SWITCHEROO...... Its getting close to the time for Sslip to flap his wings and fly to the USA.... so for his Grand Canyon adventure and recovering in Vegas..... we have told him what not to pack.... now lets tell him what he has to pack so he doesn't get in trouble....

 

Boardies... in case ya wanna go for a dip... cos well do you have the figure to pull off some budgie smugglers???? and they always look so wrong on anyone over the age of 10 not in an olympic swim team or a surf lifesaving hat.

 

(translations: Boardies = Board Shorts..... Budgie Smugglers = Speedo type race bathers.... um dip = swim).

[WeegieWoman]

Camera 

[Sslip]

^^^ fashion faux pas and failing to capture memories neatly avoided. 

 

Dioralyte (apparently - yes note to self) 

[notsmokinjo]

^^ had to google that.... cos we call it Hyrdrolite here.... our name is much less sinister sounding.... the poms take the negative diarrhea aspect... we take the positive hydration aspect... same shit different bucket... but yes good reminder for sell... especially with the changed weather conditions... you might be in trouble cos well... england.... 24 two days in a row is a heat wave.

 

English stubborn-arsed, pigheadedness .... cos I'm thinkin its not gunna be like a stroll in the park.

Edited October 17, 2018 by notsmokinjo

[notsmokinjo]

SWITCHEROO.................. SWITCHEROO..........................  so its crunch time peeps.... Uncle Travelling Max (aka Sslip) is off on his Grand Trek of a Canyon and revocery sesh in Vegas in only two more sleeps..... I hear from secret sources that the bags are packed.... so now comes the most important detail of all.... Lord Sslip N Slide's Trekking Play List..... what tunes should our mate have on to help him on his way.......

 

That's right boys n girls.... its time to program Sslip's playlist....

 

Frenzel Rhomb -We're Going Out Tonight   .... I'm thinkin Vegas recovery.

 

^{(almost got Foot of the Mountain by A-Ha but I just couldn't do it)}

Edited October 18, 2018 by notsmokinjo

[notsmokinjo]

Whoa.... just got a massive Fizchick message from the lovely @jillar .....

 

Grand Canyon - The Wind & The Wave 

[notsmokinjo]

Almost forgot to do a H seeing as Jillar fizchicked in the G....

 

Hard Sun - Indio

[notsmokinjo]

SWITCHEROO.... SWITCHEROOO......

 

What did Sslippy See (and Do) in the Grand Canyon & Vegas....

 

I ....I'm tipping he didn't see an igloo but while in Vegas it is highly likely he saw.....

 

Imaginary pink elephants... *hic*

[WeegieWoman]

black Jack 

 

[notsmokinjo]

a Canyon... a Grand one but a Canyon none the less.

 

 

 

 

[Wee fluffy me]

Lizard...

 

He must have seen at least 1 lizard....

[Sslip]

Margaritaville

 

 

And a very nice Blackberry Moonshine Margarita

 

[notsmokinjo]

Switcheroo switcheroo..... Haven't visited this one for a while so let's all do a belated shout out to Australia and Scotland who celebrated Australia Day and Burn's Night last week....so anything Australia or Scotland related....

 

Numbat .... Cute little Aussie marsupial.