Wise Words to Live By

[notsmokinjo]

So we all got those words of advice from people during our lives that we still remember to this day and try to live by.

 

My Grandma used to say... make sure you learn something new every day or you've wasted 24 hours.

 

My Band Master once ssud during practice: you have to have a strong tongue to be good at sax.

 

So share peoples, what are your words of wisdom?

 

(My stupid phone won't ley me delete the video below . I'll do it at work tomorrow.)

 

Edited April 2, 2018 by notsmokinjo
Cos I a numpty

[Reciprocity]

My Mum told me; "stupid is as stupid does"!!

Wait, never mind. The was Forest Gump's Mum

[Stewie]

Get off the train tracks you freaking maniac!

[jillar]

Always wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident

[Whispers]

The early bird gets the worm but the 2nd mouse gets the cheese....

[Nancy]

Mabel, Mabel strong and able, get your elbows off the table!

[beazel]

The truth never changes.

[Octain]

If you always do what you always did you’ll always get what you always got.

 

 

[Sslip]

If you keep pulling faces and the wind changes, you'll be stuck like that ... she was right

 

[jillar]

If your friend jumped off a cliff would you do it too?

[notsmokinjo]

^ ours was the West Gate Bridge..

[Rozuki]

^^ours was the Empire State Building!!! 

 

[Rozuki]

Mom: Well, it's better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick, isn't it?????

 

Dad: If I didn't have you kids....I would be driving a Cadillac!

[jillar]

I guess the ghost did it......

[Whispers]

12 minutes ago, notsmokinjo said:

^ ours was the West Gate Bridge..

 

9 minutes ago, Rozuki said:

^^ours was the Empire State Building!!! 

 

Ours IS and still very active if you google the VZ ....Verrazano bridge  

[notsmokinjo]

2 minutes ago, jillar said:

I guess the ghost did it......

In our place is was Casper until the 80's when it became Milko (the Britt's should get this)

[jillar]

How about this one

If you tell a lie your nose will grow!

[notsmokinjo]

If you tell a lie you'll get a pimple on your tongue.

[Nancy]

When you are physically fighting with your siblings (as little kids):

 

"The first one that cries gets a spanking"

 

That made us stop and rethink the whole fight!

[Whispers]

1 hour ago, jillar said:

How about this one

If you tell a lie your nose will grow!

Yes and when a kid umm when you woke up in the am sometimes and you say dad why is ... like that? Well son that means you have to do pee pee ...

[Doreensfree]

My mum used to shout ..Get Down from There.!!!!!

If you fall down ,and break your leg...don't come running to me ...