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*Want better Health immediately ? *Want extra Money in your pocket now ? *Want more enjoyment from Sexual encounters tonight ? Well then, it's Time to free yourself from nicotine addiction ! You can start by giving yourself 72 hours because in three days nicotine begins to leave your body. Take the weekend and pull the covers over your head if you need to. Strengthen your resolve and understand that any discomfort is temporary. Give yourself another three days...give yourself Time. What else are you doing that could possibly be more important than saving your life, liberating your sovereigns and making you better in bed ? You only have to go through this ONCE so, enjoy the ride. Soon you will be seeing astoundingly positive results. You are evolving into a new person, more honest with yourself, much more confident, happier, healthier, wealthier, and wow ! out of this world in-between the sheets. No kidding.
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Now - you may see a portly ageing rocket surgeon in a skirt - but in my mind's eye I am the lithe athlete, full of vim and vigour. Of late - I have found myself squinting a little at my computer/ipad screen - and complaining that writing is getting smaller in the newspaper. So - I booked an eye test. Blimey - those things have come a long way! All sorts of funky things going on...(must blog about that) - but to cut a long story short - I need to wear glasses for reading or computer work (i.e. every waking minute!) "Why?" I wailed "Simply old age Sir" responded my kindly optician, a Sikh gentleman called Singh. As he got up from the floor straightening out his turban, he suggested that I might want to ice my knuckles - oh and perhaps have a look at some of the spectacles out front. I apologised - suggested that he might want to reset his nose and work on his diplomacy and tact. 43!! Old Age? Honestly! Seems a little previous to me... Still - I have decided to embrace the change. Option 1: Round frameless. Harry Potter and Hagrids Love child. Option 2: Stylish Italian Fashion Guru. Fat designer, with lecherous tendencies (needs to be teamed with hair gel and designer kilts) Option 3: A monocle. Further develop my inner Colonel Blimp Option 4: A vintage Pince Nez. Herr Sehrupmyownassenschnitzel Option 5: Nip down to Walmart and pick up a pair for 50 cents Decisions decisions.....
