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Now - you may see a portly ageing rocket surgeon in a skirt - but in my mind's eye I am the lithe athlete, full of vim and vigour. Of late - I have found myself squinting a little at my computer/ipad screen - and complaining that writing is getting smaller in the newspaper. So - I booked an eye test. Blimey - those things have come a long way! All sorts of funky things going on...(must blog about that) - but to cut a long story short - I need to wear glasses for reading or computer work (i.e. every waking minute!) "Why?" I wailed "Simply old age Sir" responded my kindly optician, a Sikh gentleman called Singh. As he got up from the floor straightening out his turban, he suggested that I might want to ice my knuckles - oh and perhaps have a look at some of the spectacles out front. I apologised - suggested that he might want to reset his nose and work on his diplomacy and tact. 43!! Old Age? Honestly! Seems a little previous to me... Still - I have decided to embrace the change. Option 1: Round frameless. Harry Potter and Hagrids Love child. Option 2: Stylish Italian Fashion Guru. Fat designer, with lecherous tendencies (needs to be teamed with hair gel and designer kilts) Option 3: A monocle. Further develop my inner Colonel Blimp Option 4: A vintage Pince Nez. Herr Sehrupmyownassenschnitzel Option 5: Nip down to Walmart and pick up a pair for 50 cents Decisions decisions.....
