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*** Sslip Out of Sticks Line Up ...... Sticks 2018 Season in Doubt *** Word has it that the Sticks newbie and 2018 team lynch pin, Sslip is out indefinitely due to wounds obtained during yesterdays epic battle in Chicks or Sticks. After a gruelling eight hours and 18 pages of to-ing and fro-ing Sslip was left a bloody and battered mess at the hands of the chicks. In a battle that resembled the trenches of the first world war Sslip stood to the last, valiantly defending the sticks position before he fell. There are rumours around that Sslip should recieve a VC for his efforts on the field however more importantly questions must be answered by the top brass in the Sticks camp. How was a mere newbie, who was barely tested, be allowed to be left un-supported and alone during such a crucial battle. Just how could a lead of +16 we dwindled away to an eventual loss. Who should be hanging there heads in shame? Just where were his fellow Sticks and why was he left hanging out to dry? Confidential sources have it that the commissioner has asked for an enquiry to be launched to rule out a severe case of match fixing as certain members of the Sticks camp have been seen driving around the boards in new super cars. How much money was wagered against the sticks is not quite clear but there are distinct signs that there was a choreographed avoidance of the thread yesterday to ensure a Chicks win. How much and Who had money on themselves, the whole train wants to know? When contacted about these allegations of match fixing, gambling and newbie neglect Wispers, Bakon, Mr. Titwanker and Reci were all unavailable for comment. Finally, the word from Sslip's management is that he will be out until such time as he obtains a medical clearance. Sslip's absence from the Sticks line up is a much needed season boost for the flailing Chicks.
