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"He who sleeps with itchy bum wakes with smelly finger" Dalai Lama (probably)

So am I the only one who finished their cigarettes and though "ya know... I'm not going to buy any more now" No grand bra burning... Just ran out... Didn't buy any more...

Well, it might not have been a tragedy, he could have been a wife beating kiddy fiddler... And his death has actually saved loads of unnecessary suffering and released his family from mental bondage... So every cloud eh?!

I was thinking about this after reading it, and I've realised my gums haven't bled for ages... well... OK... There was a flossing incident but we can rule that one out... but just from brushing alone I can't actually remember the last time they bled. Which is good!

1. Sarcasm 2. People moaning 3. Lists

8 months eh... That's nearly 8/9ths of the way to 9 months. Not too shabby.

2 Months eh... Only seemed like yesterday it was 8 weeks!

You get an unexpected ear infection, some cotton buds and surgical spirit. I insert disappointment...

"Never put a sock in a toaster" - Eddie Izzard

No, I don't think so... but even my boyfriend said he thought I was gay once when we were deciding on sofa fabrics whilst singing show tunes... Weird...

1. Nope. 2. Hardons, fitness and aroma.

I've been dubbed "Gay" because I don't understand the appeal of watching 22 men in shorts play chase around a field for 2 hours... Go figure...

The reason why you failed is because you smoked a cigarette. As I've said with so many people who do this, where did you get your cigarette from? Where did you get the lighter? etc. If you have any smoking paraphernalia in your house, throw it out. Get rid of it. Make it difficult to have a smoke. So if you want a cigarette you'll have to go out to a shop, buy them, buy a lighter etc. By the time you're doing all this you know exactly what you're doing and have plenty of time to rethink your action. There is never 'the perfect time' to quit. It's always hard. You will always encounter stress. And shit will sometimes come your way. Smoking (or indeed not smoking) will not change this. If anything Smoking adds additional stresses to your life.

I've seen him biting a head of a pony... this is a fact (and of course by fact I mean lie)

OK... I'm not usually logged on in the weekend so I'm celebrating a day early... Can't really grumble.

By the way, it's not all unicorns farting rainbows, it's going to get weird and unpleasant for a couple of weeks more, this is normal, it won't be fun, but just keep in mind why you're quitting and it'll be (in the words of the Sarge) Easy Peasy.

Yeah, 4 months isn't bad... it's not 5 months though is it...

Or... In my case it has been... Have "just one" down the pub, and enjoy it, and have no further cravings... The following week... Have "just one" (after all it worked last time)... and maybe another one... and have no further cravings... A few days later having a bad day at work... 'Borrow' a smoke of a work mate... It's fine... You aren't addicted anymore... Smoke it... and have no further cravings... It's the weekend again... So you borrowed about 3 or 4 tonight... no big deal... no cravings Damn those Monday morning blues... buy a pack on the way to work, and smoke "just one"... still not got a craving... pretty sure anyway... Monday night, you had a crappy day at work... Well... You've got a pack now... may as well have another one... or two... Tuesday morning after getting to work... ya know... I've got that packet of smokes... May as well have one... A few hours later... another one wouldn't hurt... etc... And within a blink of the eye you're on a pack a day again. This is the slippery smoke. I've said it before and made myself very unpopular, you can have "just one" with no particular repercussions if you have the will not to have another one, however, it is VERY easy to have another one... and another one... and it's those ones that will get you hooked again.

Where's she gone? I only mention it because she told me her bra size and I found that quite exciting!

Pictures or it's not true!

He hates cyclists, punches babies and stamps on kittens. (probably)

And seven on the other.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Survive-Desert-Island-Tough-Guides/dp/1448879353/ref=pd_cp_b_0 If you could change a body part, which would it be and how would it change?