comrade simba

Right on to that. Here's a kicker. Breath had commented favorably to a post I made at the qsmb welcoming me and bandito into the tough love club. So I carefully composed a response saying something along the lines of glad the hatchet is being buried etc. Hit "send" and zap - that was the instant the admins over there banned me. Irony supreme eh? Hoping he shows up here soon.

, being

One of the 14,000 cigarettes scheduled for you to smoke in the coming year if you light up the first one is gonna be the one that gives you a heart attack. Worse than that might be a stroke that leaves you drooling and dragging a colostomy bag around. Yo, good to see you jonny. That first week was a rough one on me.

I don't want to go back to smoking either. Just keep on reprogramming eh?

I swear I've seen bakons grin before...

I am 2 1/2 month m/l into my quit. I had an "unbearable" one yesterday, a full ten minute crave. Those come about a couple times a week. I get annoying pings at least twice a day. Adding up the time of discomfort over my entire quit is maybe as much as an 8 hour shift at a Burger King saying "you want some fries with that?" We need to keep our perception of "Hell" in perspective, ho ho! I smoked heavy for 40 years since i was a kid. I quit, you can too. Good to see you formulating methods to beat the addiction. As long as you keep trying the playbook gets better and better.

were biologically incompatible

digested for awhile

No, it's a job for a mod or an admin, both of which have posted inside the thread. I'm just pointing out an oversight in my crass and smartass way. Doesn't need locked, just moved.

Godzilla ate them

The long-term health of this forum depends upon somebody figuring the **** out real quick that this thread needs moved to Off the Record.

Take the SSI not so he is employable... so that he doesn't have to be a wage slave, silly. :-D

Need a Thunderdome. Or alienate a sizable segment of the smoking population. Just sayin. You may not see it now but censorship always leads to revolution. Funny though - in every revolution the power vacuum always gets filled the same way. Even the Mongol Hordes wound up picking up a hoe and toiled in the fields after a while. Somebody is always watching the Watchers. And God Forbid the parameters of Off the Record be revisited in light of what has transpired. When you build a go cart and on the test drive something goes clunk clunk you see if some adjustment is in order. You don't say "My go cart is perfect and needs no changes." There will always be dozens of good citizens for every anarchist so the good citizens can always feel like they are right and have truth and justice on their side because that's what the vote showed. Only one way for them to test out their righteousness... build me a Dome.

Release the Tiger! Spies! Spies!

I could put a link on my home page and mention our site at comradesimba.com. I figure my vast network of three viewers might yield results. I'll wait for the go ahead from MQ

This is sorta embarrassing but we all have our low points... Far, far. ago and long, long away I found myself in a political thought universe of idiocy. How I got there from being a SoCal beach bum is some sort of high weirdness, but It occurred to me that I had become a rabid right winger... to the point of being pissed off at anyone who interrupted me during the Rush Limbaugh program. I shit you not, I was waving a little paper flag I printed off and glued to a chopstick during The Shrub's first state of the union speech. I'd wave and say Yea! every time he said 'murica. Then the Towers came down and the chatter on the internet started and some right wing radio show laughed at the absurdity of "controlled demolition" and I screwed up and looked into it. And there it was, the baby had just been born and the talking heads just looked fatter and fatter and sounded dumber and dumber. I knew I had a problem and need help to quit "republican". So Iwent to the site that The Fat One ridiculed - Democrat Underground, Howard Stern etc. I didn't necessarily begin to agree with them but I was pulled out of my stupor and began to think clearly. I had to have a user name to post on those leftie sites so what could be the complete opposite of all the wholesome white right holds dear? Reagan's Evil Empire. Okay... there's Comrade but Comrade what? Googled bloody vicious revolution and found articles on the Simba Rebellion. Perfect. Commie militant black coming after your way of life. Comrade Simba! After awhile I put the political crap aside as nothing more than a Red Herring diversion and we also got the hell out of the city so our son could be raised outside of the 125 mph statistical headwinds that have turned an entire generation into I-zombies. I got into online homestead and shtf style communities and decapitalized into just comrade simba. It's an archie the roach thing, insignificant but having something important to say now and then.

My real name is Sue. My parents were total jerks.

Right! Right. I's a bit slow on that one. And it's a good sign that a regular caught it first. Unless he is a mod?

This was not an attempt at humor or a joke. It was to see how on the ball we are for when the first sos goes out. The OP said "testing the board". Nothing deviant there. If I had said "I wanna smoke" in the topic line you would have grounds to chastise me. Sheesh. Redding comprenshun.

Hey babe, snap an avatar pic and install it eh? @Aine...btw

This has been a test. Had no desire to smoke. I'm determining for me if this board can fly on it's own, and an sos test seemed in order. I'm impressed.

Four minutes. A+ This board will fly!

good for me.

This is critical to determine the strength of the board If I get a response real quick we can give this place a validity factor of ten! Thank you.

Bakon - are you a cop or a jailer?