sgt.barney

The Barney Suit was causing problems in the bedroom w/ Mrs. Sarge. We couldn't figure out what to do with the tail. [1] ;) Easy Peasy FOOTNOTES: [1] It had to go. Had to.

It can be as simple and easy as ... well ... jumping out of a plane.[1] Some folks just don't want to let go and some *really* don't like that feeling of falling, but in the end you end up on the ground no worse for wear and Euphoric. Easy Peasy FOOTNOTES: [1] Trying to stay relevant to the whole skydiving theme.

The Sarge just sent The Barney Suit out to be cleaned (Shouldn't eat spicy foods while wearing the suit). Will have it cleaned, pressed, repaired, do-loused, and disinfected for the next eligible contestant. Easy Beastie

... and he brought his Sausage with him [1] Still working on the signature ... Easy Peasy FOOTNOTES: [1] Anybody got an extra egg for the needy?

You quit for 365 days and you're the next wearer of Sarge's Barney Suit. :) Easy Peasy

Shhhhh - he doesn't know it yet, but successful completion of One Full Year rates a Full Barney Outfit - giant bulbous purple head and all ... Cheezy Squeezy

HOO-AH ! Piece of cake. Easy Breezy, right? Your next promotion, Private Juan, will be contingent upon successful completion of what is known as "Heck Week" 'round here. It will earn you a rocker under that stripe, and you will be advanced to the rank of Private First Class: Easy Peasy

Skins For The Win!

Say it with The Sarge, Tiff : " I am an addict " Say it every day. Out loud. Easy Peasy

Congratulations. You have arrived at The Destination. Easy Peasy

Didja get the one with compound angles? You know you're a pro when you can do crown molding on one of those. Easy Peasy

Easy Peasy

JUNKIE THINKING: " I'm not an addict ” RESPONSE: Yes. You are. Easy Peasy

They make a Kindle App for Android. Easy Peasy

Neither. Android Tablet. Easy Peasy

Well The Sarge already gave you that stripe. You HAVE TO earn it now, right? Right? Easy Peasy

The Sarge's basement gym consists of a treadmill, a pull-up bar, and a big-screen TV connected to the interwebs (Netflix and the like). Going for that whole "minimalist" thing[1]. Easy Peasy FOOTNOTES: [1] Sarge has never intentionally lifted a weight in a gym in his life.

This is where The Sarge's heart is -- The Great Outdoors[1] [2] FOOTNOTES [1] And, yes Virginia, he's wearing his combat boots. Can't abide any of those 21st century, new-fangled gym-shoe-hiking boots. Nope. Vietnam era US Army Government Issue Ground Pounding Leather Personnel Carriers for The Sarge, please. [2] Go ahead - photoshop somethin' in there. It's just screaming for it ...

The "average runner" (is there such a thing?) is "comfortable running" (is there such a thing?) with a 180 bpm cadence. Start there and work up or down a few beats. The Sarge is comfortable from about 165 to 190, depending on what's going on. Easy Peasy

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Home is where you hang your combat boots ... Easy Peasy

I'm a Chicken Hawk![1] Easy Peasy FOOTNOTE: [1] No. Not really. Mrs. Sarge wouldn't allow that. ;)