sgt.barney
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More Emoticons Than You Can Shake A Stick At
sgt.barney replied to MarylandQuitter's topic in Socializing
How big is The Stick? Easy Peasy -
Which color of M&M's is the healthiest?
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Well ... Sarge could throw 'em in the pond and thrash around a bit - he hears talk while in Strange Places that it's done that way in undeveloped countries ... but The Maytag is easier. [1] Easy Peasy FOOTNOTE: [1] Modulo the aforementioned occasional unbalanced spin-cycle shutoff and alarm, of course.
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The Sarge is beginning to wonder if he didn't make a huge mistake when designing and laying out the Asparagus Patch 5 years ago. Is there such a thing as Too Damned Much Asparagus? Today was the biggest one-day haul of Asparagus Booty on record: 8.86 pounds in a single day. Sarge eats a half pound a day while it's in season. Uh-oh. You can smell the pee from here, folks. Easy Peasy
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Sarge's muddy climbing ropes keep tipping the washing machines "Load Unbalanced" alarm on the spin cycle this morning. FWP Easy Peasy.
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The Sarge quit on a whim ... He was "planning" (yeah right) on doing it "some time in the next couple of months" when at some time near 7:15 pm on a night just like any other, somewhere on his long commute home, he looked at the half empty pack sitting on the dashboard and thought to himself "that was the last one". And it was. First quit. Only quit. No relapse. Easy Peasy HINT: every smoker already knows enough to keep a quit. They just don't want to. They don't want to.
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Daily exercise log for everyone :)
sgt.barney replied to Frezflops's topic in Exercising & Healthy Living
Outdoors @ Red River Gorge over the weekend Friday and Saturday. Muir Valley - Land Before Time and Bibliothek - moderate to easy climbing. Hard hills up and down the valley for hiking. This morning: 10k (6.2) miles treadmill 1% grade @ 48:48 (7:53/mile) Easy Peasy -
Easy Peasy
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Do strippers in the southern hemisphere spin around their poles in the opposite direction as strippers in the northern hemisphere?
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Why? Because addiction. Easy Peasy
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That's the one most non-military folks have never heard of. Specialist Easy Peasy
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Easy Peasy
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Hell Week: Mosquito Wings Heck Week: A rocker for your wings. One Month: Specialist Six months: Corporal One Year: Sergeant Stripes.
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"No fear - cavalier, renegade and steer clear! A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of lies..." -- R.E.M. 'End of the World' Easy Peasy
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Do you swim back to a sinking ship???
sgt.barney replied to Ladybug's topic in Quit Smoking Discussions
Depends on what's in it. [1] Easy Peasy FOOTNOTE: [1] The Sarge is a very strong swimmer. -
"Whether you think you can, or think you can't ... you're right. " -- Henry Ford Easy Peasy P.S. - The Sarge read it.
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The only difference between The TAC and The Sarge is time. Time ... Easy Peasy
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The Sarge: What "craving" - who is that?[1] Easy Peasy FOOTNOTE: [1] Ignore him, folks. He goes away. The Sarge promises this.
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No fenceposts here. Easy Peasy
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Looks more like a William Wallace quote to The Sarge Easy Peasy
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You don't have to start at zero[1], Rob Try it. You'll find it works exactly the same to start at 1 and go through 1024. Easy Peasy FOOTNOTE [1] and adding the extra finger gets it to 2048
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The Sarge can count to 1024 on his hands. 1,048,576 if he uses his toes. Easy Peasy EDIT - Shit. Just saw your video. Now the secret's out.
