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    The Sarge posts this not to celebrate, but to witness[1]. All you folks out there just starting out or who haven't yet started[2], there will come a day[3] when you can say same-same. Does this qualify as a MonsterQuit™ yet ? [999] Easy Peasy FOOTNOTES: [1] Definition #1 Here [2] You know who you are, quit lurking and sign up. [3] Much sooner than you think ... if you just get started. [999] It's a day early, only 999 today (1000 tomorrow, so sue me!)
  2. Nanoo nanoo, Your Eminence-ness Easy
  3. This morning's haul from The Veggie Garden: First day of Cayenne Peppers!! All three of 'em ;) Easy Peasy
  4. Don't forget to protect that from the birds if you want the seeds for chewing on. We use those mesh bags onions/potatoes/apples etc. come in from the store. Just save 'em all year and near as we can tell, they'll last a lifetime. The plastic doesn't appear to break down in UV too quickly. Ours are just now flowering - first one was day before yesterday [2014.08/05]. Easy Peasy
  5. Shows how much you "know" - you don't know Jack. Quit being a dammed know-it-all and listen to the rest of us. It goes away. Ignore it and it goes away. Easy Peasy.
  6. How many brownie points do I need to get a free brownie?

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      I like warm brownies with ice cream. Yummy yummy

    3. Nicole Diver

      Nicole Diver

      Please. No talk about brownies. (Said around a mouthful of sugar free jello)

    4. Markus

      Markus

      The good kind of brownie? You need lots of points for that J

  7. Hands up and step away from the cigarettes. Turn around and walk slowly towards the sound of The Train ... We're waiting for you in the Party Car. It's a blast, but you really need to be here to see ... Easy Peasy
  8. So ... f_ck freedom, then, right? Throw freedom under the Ignore Personal Responsibility bus, right? Quitting is ABSOLUTELY a choice. The Sarge says again: stupid idea is stupid. ** You're requesting money and it is unsolicited/un-asked-for by the members of this forum. In exactly the same way that an active addict denies addiction, the active spammer denies spam. Keep it up. See how far it gets you. Easy Peasy
  9. Illogical argument is illogical. For the logically challenged: It infringes on my right, as a convenience store owner[1], to sell cigarettes to any adult I dammed well please. Go away. We don't take kindly to spammers here. Easy Peasy FOOTNOTES [1] Assuming The Sarge still was one ... which he isn't ... but he was ... EDIT: words are hard.
  10. 1100 is far below "normal". For anyone. It's barely over work camp prisoner starvation rations (about 800/day) Easy Peasy
  11. "When your response to everything that is wrong with the world is to say, 'there ought to be a law,' you are saying that you hold freedom very cheap." -- Thomas Sowell Stupid idea is stupid. There's your requested feedback. Easy Peasy
  12. So ... how long 'til you disappear this time? A support group can't possibly work for you without your presence and participation. The Sarge suggests that maybe you want to stick around ... y'know ... for a while at least... Easy Peasy
  13. Did somebody say sausage? BTW - Sarge is a big fan of fasting. Not so much for dieting or losing weight, but he always feels better health wise after a day or three running around the woods or mountains without food. Sleeps better, too. No - seriously. He's not kidding. Easy Peasy
  14. If a human bites a zombies, does the zombie become human again?

    1. Nicole Diver

      Nicole Diver

      That's a very good question.

  15. Easy Peasy
  16. Please remain seated, keep hands and arms inside the car at all times. Secure loose items and fasten your seatbelt. Next stop: Quittsville. Enjoy the ride and see you on the flipside. [1] The Quit train leaves the station Sunday morning. Easy Peasy FOOTNOTE: [1] you must be at least this tall to ride ....
  17. ... my farking gubmint. [1] Easy Peasy FOOTNOTE [1] government
  18. How does saying cheese make one smile?

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      I like cheese. A lot. I definitely smile when I see it.

    2. JackiMac

      JackiMac

      same as sausages really

  19. Pork Tenderloin. Easy Peasy
  20. Full on Vegetable Season. The haul from this morning: Easy Peasy
  21. My arm "fell asleep" last night in bed. Did it dream the same dreams I did?

    1. sgt.barney

      sgt.barney

      I think it might have had a Smoking Dream...

    2. Nicole Diver
  22. There is one, and only one way to do this. Do. Not. Smoke. How many times have we been here, Tiffany? How many? Do. Not. Smoke. It is the ONLY way. There is no other way. The fact that you have yet to be able to do this leads to even stronger support of the whole "you are an addict" theory, don't you think? (HINT: Everyone else does) The Sarge told you before. It ain't a "label". Do you consider: "I am human" a "label" Do you consider : "I am (you are) female" as a "label"? What about: "I have blonde hair"? Is that a "label"? Is "I am a mother" - is that a "label" It's not a ******* label, Tiffany. They are simple facts about your life. Facts. Not "labels". And the fact of the matter is: you are an addict. Easy Peasy
  23. If you have a Son, and he's old enough to drive ... if you parked in his parking spot... Do you have Parkinson's?

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