sgt.barney

Sugar is not a toxin. It is not the enemy. Too much sugar is the enemy. BTW: "NO Fructose" + "Fruit and fruit juice is allowed" = Does. Not. Compute. Right?

All of the bullsh|t that needed to get better, right? It up and disappears. Easy Peasey

Sarge still carries a Zippo on a daily basis he bought in Basic Training way back in 1987. (Fire is good for more than smoking, right?) He's been thinking about having it engraved with the ol' "Easy Peasy". Easy Peasy

Not only does "it get better", but it goes away. It. Goes. Away. All you have to do is wait it out. It. Goes. Away. Gone. Easy Peasy

WKRP

Uhhh ... relax? Easy Peasy

Post? She doesn't even like to online. Not her thing. Easy Peasy

Pffft. Sarge's Wife smoked full-time the entire first three years of his quit.[1] Father smokes. Mother had just recently quit and was a part-timer. Best friend and neighbors all smoked. Mind over matter, Bro - if you don't mind, it don't matter, right? It just doesn't matter. Easy Peasy FOOTNOTES: [1] BTW - Mrs Sarge passed her 6-month a few days back. Woot!

The road is what it is, regardless of anyone's particular view.

Sarge really doesn't know how to say this but here it is: There ain't no end. The road goes on. Even after we're long gone, right? Easy Peasy

It's not crap. Quitting can be easy, or it can be difficult ... and you control that. You have a choice. You. Embrace The Suck and it becomes as Easy Peasy as you want it to be. Anyone can make quitting difficult/hard/impossible, right - but why would you want to do that? Easy Peasy

Sarge has been called many things over the years but never ... never a "wristwatch". Easy Peasy

What the Doofus is a "jeck" FYI - http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=doofus Easy Peasy

Wait -wut? Nobody told Ol' Sarge that The Doofus goes away. He's even more of a Doofus now, right. Easy Peasy

What you did there ... Sarge sees it. Easy Peasy

You've got it all wrong. Sarge is an AssHat, not an assclown ... mmm-kay? Easy Peasy

Monday? What's wrong with today. Right now? Easy Peasy

One day, you will get it. Remember this post on that day. You will think to yourself(among other things): "Holy crap, I was so full of sh/t, wasn't I?" That day ... Remember The Sarge told you so. You're welcome. Easy Peasy

All Sarge hears is excuses. Do you want to quit ... or keep coming up with bullsh!t reasons why you won't? Easy Peasy

Uhhh ... Getting tossed out of The Other Place? Easy Peasy

Enduring discomfort is *The KEY* to everything. EVERYTHING. The more you can Embrace The Suck and drive on ... the better off you are in almost everything in life, right? Job. Diet. Exercise. Quitting. Relationships. School. Family... Almost anything you can think of, the more discomfort you can cope with, the better off and that much farther you'll be ahead of everyone else. Learn to Embrace The Suck. Endure the discomfort. It puts you waaaaay ahead of everyone else. In everything. Easy Peasy

Wut?

It's not "kept" from anyone. Willfull ignorance and denial in support of our self-imposed sphere of stupidity, right? Easy Peasy

You forgot the "h"

2.5 hours for Sarge.