sgt.barney
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Abs Ripper X, every Monday, Wed, Fri for the next 86 days (already started the Winter P90X cycle last Monday) Easy Peasy
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Cut the shit, alright? You're long past these shenanigans already. You are done with cigarettes. Done. Easy Peasy
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Fc7xF17O-Ck
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Where Sarge lives, it's called a CPO - Civil Protection Order. Commonly called a "Restraining Order". Run your hiney down to the courthouse and file for one. A 5 minute hearing with a judge/magistrate/whatever and then, when she violates it ... Jail time. Minumum 6 months here. Your mileage may vary. Easy Peasy
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When did it happen for you?
sgt.barney replied to MichelleDoesntSmoke's topic in Quit Smoking Discussions
> When did the many-times-a-day cravings ease up They don't. Not the way you want 'em too. It just gradually and gradually - imperceptibly day-by-day gets ever so slightly better (on average, with some worse days and backsliding thrown in for fun) until one day you go to bed thinking "huh ... I haven't had a crave all week) Easy Peasy -
Go ahead on and have that lung cancer. You've earned it! Have a heaping helping of emphysema on the side, too! Maybe a heart attack for dessert if you're still craving, right? You poor, poor thing. A cigarette is sure to fix all that ails you. All that suffering and whatnot... Easy Peasy
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You don't have to imagine it. You just do it, right? Easy Peasy
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Not too old to run a half-marathon, untrained. Sarge hasn't run since a race in May. Last 4 or 5 months off but still completed 13.1 miles yesterday at th US Air Force Marathon. M Mrs Sarge completed a 26.2-miler, The Full Monte to Sarge's mere Half. Starting line pic: Easy Peasy.
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There’s An Ink Made From All The Tar Found In Smokers’ Lungs
sgt.barney replied to Sonic's topic in Quit Smoking Discussions
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The Sarge is coming up on 4 years and still rather enjoys the smell of tobacco... nasty evil sh|t that it is, it still smells pleasant to Sarge. Easy Peasy
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My craving is so ravenous, I feel weak!!! Help!!
sgt.barney replied to Warrioringthrough's topic in The S.O.S. Board
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Riiiiiiiiiiiiightttttttt ... As if you forgot. Easy Peasy
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No. Matter. What. Easy Peasy
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John (R.I.P. JWG) Easy Peasy
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F_ck. That. Sh|t. Easy Peasy
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Sarge used to sling code for a living. SQL, C# and VBA, primarily ... but he's been "semi-retired" for 4 years now and just putzes around the yard growing food/dinner and runs marathons these days. Easy Peasy
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No. You don't. There is no special plan. There is one-and-only-one course of action. Do not smoke. Ever. For any reason. "No battle plan survives contact with the enemy." -- Helmuth von Moltke. Easy Peasy
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When Does the Sensation in My Lungs Go Away?
sgt.barney replied to GypsyButterfly's topic in Quit Smoking Discussions
It goes away when you understand it's in your head, not your chest, and you are in total control of it. It is anxiety, nothing physical. Easy Peasy -
Have You Just Been a Casual, Short Term Smoker?
sgt.barney replied to GypsyButterfly's topic in Quit Smoking Discussions
Casual Smoker. lol In Sarge's mind, he reads that as "casual slow death" Easy Peasy -
Promotion time ! You have earned your first stripe. Easy Peasy
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The Sarge, indeed, quit once-and-only-once. Easy Peasy
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You are making excuses to run away, hide ... and ultimately smoke. Do you not see it? Stop that sh_t right now. Right the fark now. Easy Peasy
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The Sarge always wondered: why quit twice? Easy Peasy
