WeegieWoman

He's the big cheese

Stop acting the big man

Will you be able to fit through a door with a head that big

Does my bum look big in this?

Who are you, the big bad wolf

You epilated Sunday?

Oh I don't know how many grams. I would guess it's around 350g for a big pot. You need to be careful not to put in too little lentils as you want it thickish, not watery. I don't wash or soak the lentils!

The bigger the better

2 aye Glasgow

Eyes are the windows to the soul

Cooking bacon is a relatively new thing I've come across. It seems to be a packet of the offcuts from gammon joints, bacon etc. It's very cheap and a great addition to soup. It's the offcuts so need to cut away the fat but plenty of meat there. Omg you don't get ham stock cubes. Well here you Go, a great idea,If you go on dragons den can I get a percentage ?

2 you know g67 is a zipcode near me it confuses me every time I see it!

2 hi g67

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Heat a tiny bit o oil to low heat. Add two chopped leeks and one chopped carrot. Sweat for 10 mins, meanwhile grate 4 carrots and chop packet of cooking bacon. Add water, ham stock cubes, the cooking bacon and grated carrot to pot. Plus one bowl of red lentils. Salt and pepper. Some chopped parsley. Simmer for 20 mins. Hey presto, delicio Jillar and fluffy why are your dogs shittin and puking everywhere ????

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Weird

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Did you put a sock at the end of your bed and your parents would fill it with wee pressies?

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