WeegieWoman

Ok, let's hava wee think. 1. I was once taken to hospital with a peanut stuck up my nose 2. My sister once got her head stuck in the school gate 3. My mum once hoovered a paracetamol out my brothers ear

You are rubbing me up the wrong way

3 is true, 1 could be true...I've done the mine shaft visit too so yep. I'll go 2 is the lie

Case closed

He was rubbing his hands together with glee

Don't bite the hand that feeds you

Hi @Opah

Hi Canadian proud, welcome and love the name btw ? I used the patches early in my quit. Looks like you had a decent quit on them....could you maybe go back on them? Might be just what you need to get through the difficult first few weeks. I'd get down to the pharmacy asap!! You've come to the right place for help and support. You have brilliant reason to quit - being healthy and living long for your twins. You don't want to be a stinky mum, missing out on so much because of smoking! I quit as a young mum I know under 40 got diagnosed with lung cancer and she subsequently died. Quit now!!! That is the harsh reality but when you stop ignoring that...quitting is much easier.

You think life gets handed to you on a plate

Its body combat tonight after work 5.30 - 6.30

Pot noodles

BOTH!!! both are mandatory jo!! Making this on Sunday - pulled pork with gravy or bbq sauce

I'll go for 2 is the lie. Everyone gets a cup of tea at their grannies do they not

He got caught red handed

Welcome aboard slippy!!! One whole year!!! I hope you are feeling AMAZING!! It's a wonderful achievement and I hope you do something really special to celebrate.

He's a handful

Wee cx works class coming up

True :-) TNP has done Saturday Night by Whigfield

False, sorry jo. TNP has danced the Gay Gordons

Igloo

Omit daft yanks

Would double sided tape be a bit gentler?

He's not very handy

Handbags at dawn

I'm living hand to mouth