WeegieWoman

I could sell a fridge to an Eskimo

I've been telling him till I'm blue in the face

Once in a blue moon

And we have a winner.... 1. I did bump into heather mills but she totally blanked me, cow 2. Yes I had a flat in Craigmillar road where Stan Laurel used to live 3. No we don't sleep in Gerard Butler's bed ? Over to you jillar...

Don't order mankini

I out smarted you

You need to think outside the box

That is out of the question

I'm going to punch your lights out

Ok, I'll go. I did try to pull a fast one there! Hmmmm ok 1. I once met Paul McCartney ex wife Heather Mills 2. I once lived in the same street that Stan Laurel from laurel and hardy lived in 3. I sleep in a bed that used to belong to Gerard Butler

Out and proud

Ok we 've had two guesses so I think we will allocate 2 to @reciprocity.... 1. TRUE I got a peanut stuck up my nose. Went to hossy and they basically pushed it right up my nose! So it went down my throat! 2 LIE never happened! Nothing of the sort 3. TRUE bro got the paracetamol hoovered out his ear!! I'm not sure if mum tried the Hoover on my nose ? So your up reci ?

You are out of luck

I could eat a scabby horse

Did you use a rubber

Ok, let's hava wee think. 1. I was once taken to hospital with a peanut stuck up my nose 2. My sister once got her head stuck in the school gate 3. My mum once hoovered a paracetamol out my brothers ear

You are rubbing me up the wrong way

3 is true, 1 could be true...I've done the mine shaft visit too so yep. I'll go 2 is the lie

Case closed

He was rubbing his hands together with glee

Don't bite the hand that feeds you

Hi @Opah

Hi Canadian proud, welcome and love the name btw ? I used the patches early in my quit. Looks like you had a decent quit on them....could you maybe go back on them? Might be just what you need to get through the difficult first few weeks. I'd get down to the pharmacy asap!! You've come to the right place for help and support. You have brilliant reason to quit - being healthy and living long for your twins. You don't want to be a stinky mum, missing out on so much because of smoking! I quit as a young mum I know under 40 got diagnosed with lung cancer and she subsequently died. Quit now!!! That is the harsh reality but when you stop ignoring that...quitting is much easier.

You think life gets handed to you on a plate

Its body combat tonight after work 5.30 - 6.30