WeegieWoman

Heading out for a row at 10am. Dreary in Glasgow today...

The cheques in the post

In a round about way you are right

It's your round

I've been around the block a few times

We say ....running around like a headless chicken!

What goes around comes around

It's not over till the fat lady sings

She sells herself for a living

Oh wow, that is a biggie. Uncertainty at work does suck. What's the chat? Whats everyone saying? Fingers crossed for you. Zero point smoking, it will not help anything! Just stick around here if you are struggling. How are you feeling?

I could sell a fridge to an Eskimo

I've been telling him till I'm blue in the face

Once in a blue moon

And we have a winner.... 1. I did bump into heather mills but she totally blanked me, cow 2. Yes I had a flat in Craigmillar road where Stan Laurel used to live 3. No we don't sleep in Gerard Butler's bed ? Over to you jillar...

Don't order mankini

I out smarted you

You need to think outside the box

That is out of the question

I'm going to punch your lights out

Ok, I'll go. I did try to pull a fast one there! Hmmmm ok 1. I once met Paul McCartney ex wife Heather Mills 2. I once lived in the same street that Stan Laurel from laurel and hardy lived in 3. I sleep in a bed that used to belong to Gerard Butler

Out and proud

Ok we 've had two guesses so I think we will allocate 2 to @reciprocity.... 1. TRUE I got a peanut stuck up my nose. Went to hossy and they basically pushed it right up my nose! So it went down my throat! 2 LIE never happened! Nothing of the sort 3. TRUE bro got the paracetamol hoovered out his ear!! I'm not sure if mum tried the Hoover on my nose ? So your up reci ?

You are out of luck

I could eat a scabby horse

Did you use a rubber