WeegieWoman

Im fresh as a daisy

Could you try and re negotiate your terms jo? That commute you do is an absolute killer, i couldny do it. Would you have space at home to dump all the records and set up a wee office? Life is too short to stay in a job you really hate. Are there any changes you can implement to make it better....or I maybe would look for another job. Im sure your boss would be very accommodating if you approached him with a few ideas to make it better for you!

Im pulling my hair out here

Pull a funny face

Jeez. When someone is still smoking they are clearly still addicted, still an addict. Someone smoking their last fag is still in the midst of addiction. Red flags, eat your heart out. Never have guessed we re at a stop smoking forum? Addiction is a bitch and something some of us have overcome, some are still trying. But a sick person smoking their last fag and trying to quit.... If I had lung cancer and wanted to quit would you be equally as cold to me? Smoking a last fag is the norm!!!! No red flags. Read the book. Book or not we all did it. Folk here have had family members die as smokers from smoking related illnesses. Everyone deserves encouragement not a pissy attitude

Flu jab

Man flu

We'll need to tell Mr Carr to edit that part out his book that has helped 30 million people quit smoking. Every single person here smoked a last fag before quitting. We all did it. Healthy or not healthy. No one quitting should be scoffed at and certainly not because of their health status.

Could be Allen Carr logic, I remember smoking the 'last cigarette' at one point during that book. You are told to. Im sure plenty of us have smoked a 'last cigarette'. And thought through it, this is it, this is the last fag.

Im getting pulled in every direction

Im going out on the pull

Pull the other one

Im fasting

Aw Lilly that sounds fecking horrible. You need to chuck the fags big time!!! Have you got a plan or just going for it?

If you're no fast, yer last

My granny can type faster than you

He types with two fingers

She's not the type of girl you can take home to mum

I dont have a type

It was a blood bath

You are going to get a bloody nose in a minute

It's in my blood

Cost saving

Over estimate

Bloody hell!