WeegieWoman

No tits around

Grab her tits

Unusual leaky ass

Tarragon chicken cooked in the slow cooker for Sunday lunch today. With buttery mash with chives through it. Plus cabbage and carrots !! 10/10 and super dooper easy in the slow cooker (crock pot). Then my sis in law made a chocolate and banana cake and we served that with cream it was really delicious, it has maple syrup in it.

Buckie - it's a tonic wine all the wee neds drink. Gotta love urban dictionary- A vile alcoholic beverage much loved by alkies and children, especially in Scotland. Probably the Scottish equivalent of American drinkThunderbird, or else the Scottish equivalent of meths. Known to the monks who make it as Buckfast Tonic Wine. Any resemblance to what the French call wine is unlikely to be found. Gie us a chug o yer buckie, pal!

Cover up

Mind your own beeswax

Use clearasil kiddo

Basic instinct lol

Lol im laughing at my own gif

This is for jillar

Aye = yes

Closed book

Are you leading me up the garden path

Revealed naughty secrets

It's one thing after another

When it rains, it pours

Ya dancer - Ya dancer" or "Ya wee dancer" is of Scottish origin. This expression means - Excellent! Great! Fantastic! Etc etc etc. For a reference, you can check the film Trainspotting where Sickboy uses the expression perfectly. Scotland got England in the World Cup qualifier draw, ya dancer!

Do you know I had a cat called mona as she moaned a lot?

Town centre

It's better to give than receive

True dat

Extremely loud fart

I skipped school