WeegieWoman

Don't attend yoga

RAMSTEIN

My step dad battled us children with the toothpaste. Squeeze it from the bottom! Wit! Not the middle! And now I have the same fights with my husband

No cocks here

Have you seen the film the rat catcher? She's a bit of a tart?

Em well can cookie possibly scurry since she brought in a rat the other night ?

You treat this place like a hotel !

eegit From the term idiot meaning youre stupid. A fool. Someone who acts carelessly. "your such an eegit" "What a fukin eegit"

Is something that scurrys here there and everywhere not a rat?

I seduce men

Tried a really tepid sedative ZANEX

You're over urself

Need kind spray

Sharted in trousers

Diddy A word used in West Central Scotland to describe a woman's breast. It can also be used to insult someone by comparing him or her to a woman’s breast/ tit. That cunts a’ pure diddy man. Geez a swatch a’ yer diddies!

Home bird

Your place or mines?

No tits around

Grab her tits

Unusual leaky ass

Tarragon chicken cooked in the slow cooker for Sunday lunch today. With buttery mash with chives through it. Plus cabbage and carrots !! 10/10 and super dooper easy in the slow cooker (crock pot). Then my sis in law made a chocolate and banana cake and we served that with cream it was really delicious, it has maple syrup in it.

Buckie - it's a tonic wine all the wee neds drink. Gotta love urban dictionary- A vile alcoholic beverage much loved by alkies and children, especially in Scotland. Probably the Scottish equivalent of American drinkThunderbird, or else the Scottish equivalent of meths. Known to the monks who make it as Buckfast Tonic Wine. Any resemblance to what the French call wine is unlikely to be found. Gie us a chug o yer buckie, pal!

Cover up

Mind your own beeswax

Use clearasil kiddo