WeegieWoman

Yonks meaning long time, ive not been swimming in yonks

Very good - said sarcastically meaning not very good

Bambi Without an a something you sit on

Ill go three is the lie

Im down in the dumps

Loogie Bogie

Lips closed

Thats good going titwank

Whats the general theme if beazel and mikes songs?

Banksy Graffiti

I think 1 is the lie

Home cooking us best done simply Embarrassing

Snot Grovel

Youre making my blood boil

You couldnt even boil an egg

Naw, but i do like ice lollies, why dont they make proper zooms anymore with the wee cream banana flavoured yellow bit?

Off yer nut Means youre mad

Nanty Meaning nothing. What you doing tonight? Nanty

Does it involve pineapple

-20 good work chicks ?????

No not at all, its better to know these things, i might have said who would like a loogie?

Being lazy accelerates chubby kinks KIWIS

Its like pissing in the wind

I wish i hadnt asked, can you believe i thought it was a sweetie?

We have a winner 1 i did pay £13 for my haircut, and thats wash cut and blow dry. Amazing value isnt it. 2 i did tip a fiver. I feel a bit bad it being so cheap and my hair is really long and thick so i always give them a good tip as they deserve it 3 i have got one or two greys. They are not freaking me out but there is definitely one or two there!!! Over to you fluffy