jillar
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And Duane Johnson aka the tooth fairy came out I put in a Coors light
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I'm here!
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And out comes a pair of crocs I put in the letter k
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And a fat man with a Speedo comes out (that's a lot of birthdays, mines the 12th so your right it's not next week lol. So your wish is my command lol) I put a toilet in
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And a surfer eskimo comes out (yes it is my birthday next week lol) I put in a coupon
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Out comes a bunch of gifts for my birthday next week I put in a picture frame
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Aren't we all geniuses in our own minds?
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yep!
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Now I know why we get along so well, you're my sister from another mister 1. I once won $1000.00 on a lottery ticket 2. I once got out of a ticket by showing the cop the man in the moon 3. I drink a captains and coke every night
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Would you prefer a real question?
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And out comes prisoner 2134962 I put in prisoner 2134962
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Can I be anymore daft than any of you guys?
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I'm also a pogo stick champ so 1 is true. I can bounce with no hands no hands and one foot, I've jumped up and down stairs, and people! And I once tried for the World record but my mom called me in to dinner So 2 is the lie
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stick horse (remember those lol)
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linguisa
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3 is the lie
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Please keep us updated on how the umpire enjoyed your farts, lol. Which reminds me of a joke...................... Why don't little girls fart? Because they don't have an asshole until they get married!
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Maybe they got the man flu too?
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Should that be considered a gift? Ps. It's your turn on two truths and a lie
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Would you believe that I get myself in trouble even when I'm by myself?
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Was I implying, or was I just stating a fact?
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At this point of knowing you should I be surprised?
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And out comes a Scotsman I put in a can of furniture polish
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Random thought: Does it ever feel like someone is following you?
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I've never heard of anyone not liking mashed potatoes, is that an English thing?
