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Does it tick when it's swinging?

It's proof they attempted to bath Is a fence board bored?

Don't all men swing both ways when they're naked?

Depends if it has a crush on someone or not If it's five o'clock somewhere can I have a beer at four?

Yes if you're still trick or treating at 21 Why is a cigarette called a fag when it could be heterosexual?

Is it an all in one stop shop?

Who would be ok with that?!

Doesn't everyone own a mirror?

Great post Shane, getting it out really helps in these early days. Everything you're going through is normal for your stage of the quit. I constantly had to remind myself too of all the benefits I was seeing as well as the reasons I decided to quit. I promise you though that one day you will wake up in the best mood ever and not with the constant thought of smoking, that in itself was exhausting. And then you will see that all your hard work was worth it. Keep posting and getting it off your chest. I had a thread called my eventful journey that I not only updated monthly for the first year. But before I updated it I reread it so I wouldn't forget where I came from. This thread can serve that purpose for you too.

Can't argue with that but if I could do you think with my cute butt I would?

Duh, that's the name of the thread Einstein

do.you.want.my.bunny.buttocks? Or do you want to just look into my big brown eye?

The Keebler elves do all that in their factories Did the shoe that mother Hubbard lived in smell like feet?

Would you like to be sordid?

Congrats albert

Do you want to race me or do you really want to catch me?

She/he already has. It was one of my first submissions to the thread lol What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?

Welcome back opah, let's do it this time! Be sure to post an SOS if you think you may cave to a crave.

I'm sorry you're having a bad day fab, I had lots of them too in my early days. Losing our board was very hard but it's not worth losing your quit over. A lot of our people have found this place and new friends have been made here. Hopefully your quit buddy will find us too. Quittrain comes up first now in searches and seeing a bunch of familiar names may help them find their way. Have a good sleep and be proud of yourself for posting and getting it off your chest. I'm hoping your tomorrow is better

They now use coconut shells instead of barbed wire due to poking issues. Lawsuit is pending Why are objects in the mirror closer than they appear?

The guy who created them was color blind What's up with balls?

That only applies to those 40 and younger. Above that and there's no time for trying Who was the genius who figured out racecar spelled backward is still racecar?

The rudest would be a goat Why buy the cow when the milk is free?

How about a snow mobile?