jillar
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Another virtual Dr appointment today was supposed to be at 2:30 and I'm still waiting for the doc to call. I feel like I need to turn on elevator music or something
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It'd be a shame
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Heard a noise
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I had a front row seat last night while MQ was busy, busy, busy
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It was shorter to say than the piece of table that you add to make it longer What makes autocorrect think it's always right?
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Would I need to learn how to waltz?
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Chance it and see....... Why does a table need a spoon?
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So all I need is extra silverware and I can appear more sophisticated?
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I could sure go for a piece of peanut brittle right now....
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Wouldn't snobbish people want a bigger salad plate and fork since they're always worried about their weight?
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No.......hell no... Why is it seven years bad luck to break a mirror?
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Is that the reason why?!
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Chrome is shiny
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No shame in that game
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I don't let my grass get high, I get high off my grass When people ask for my phone number which one of the ten numbers do I give them?
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Why's the salad fork so small?
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Don't you think it's a waste of dishwasher space?
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Because they can't see them Why is the grass always greener on the other side?
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Both?
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Affliction of mine
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Inmates need guarded
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Other than to only eat soup in the winter?
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They're not called work clothes for nothing. Of course you can't wear them just anywhere!! Why do people get tattoos in places you can't see?
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They don't have that in New York?
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Tasting ice cream
