notsmokinjo

Its the 1966 grand final you need to watch... 2010 week 1 was painful but okish... Week 2... Don't break my heart man I'm still trying to recover....

You are not my friend.... Are you trying to make me cry?

Its not that I like the Brits mor than the sepos... Its just there is a period of dead air that ends when the wake up

Hashmagandy

Should I change my rank to neurologist cos it seems I've touched some?

For you, my darling Pork Chop I will offer a special, free of charge, translation service. There are 3 sleeps until the footy (Football of the Australian Rules variety, not soccer, rugby or gridiron)... I can almost smell the deep heat (lineament commonly worn by footy players) and hot palm sized meat pies served at footy games.... There are teenage boys who walk around the ground sell "Hot pies, Cold drinks and Football Records" ( a magazine listing the players in the teams, their stats and a field for you to record the stats of the game (not unlike a racing form guide but for the week of football). Let the season begin. Hooray, it is my favourite time of the day because those members of the forum residing on the British Isles have woken up and logged onto to quit train. Now the Americans have joined in too. There you go my dear, your most welcome. ?

Slippy... Do ya think I've been sent to Coventry?

Have you not read the breaking news? I save my good English for there. You would not want me to waste my word limit on random thoughts.

1 is the lie or you are way to indulgent to your girls

Oh my god slippy did you look at her butt?????

OK putting on me Sherlock hat... All right me Gadget hat.. 1...possible, you are a bunny an we all know how rabbits breed.. 2.... Possible... 3... Assuming the fish faced skanky ar5ed mole us a new addition... Um... 1

But then I can't tap into me inner ninja so I can swipe us some Vodka, plutonium and a fluffy hat, or is the raid still a go?

Isn't that the only way I'll get some Fluffy stew with dumplins an puff?

What happened to the plutonium for my DeLorian?

2... Oh pipped by frickin Scotland again... That's it get it out a ya system before brissy...3

Tossed Salad

Do you think the Russians are too scary?

Screw Without a y something rhyming with smelly

Cos he sings Daddy Cool to them, ?? Baby Let Me Bang Your Box ? Where are these girls morals?

Now the Sepos have joined the party too... Woohoo.

Mad Max but of course. Where do the wild things really go?

I thought we had the caboose.

Bloody Brits, there barmey as ... OK... 1.. Its true, there I was sitting up one end of the carriage with me paper, reading away all peaceful like when, bam page 9 has a half page picture of a frucking mouse spider... AAT this point take note of the word picture.. I screamed like a psycho, stood up, threw the paper as far down the carriage as I could and stood there doing the spider dance brushing the non existant spider of on my body... While the whole carriage looked on and laughed...a voice from the other end yelled..."its just a frucking picture darl , you can sit ya ar5e down now" 2...is true... My bro had major chest surgery when he was a kid.. My sisters are much younger, so when one asked me about his scar I told her it was where a shark bit him when he was surfing.. Years and years later we were talking about his op and my sister asked wot op and I said the one that gave him his big scar, well she freaked... You told Me it was a shark..blah blah blah... But the other sister was even more gullible, my BRI told her it wad a sword fight and she us 3o and still believes it. So Slippy boy has it.... 3 is the lie, but only cos I dressed as Santa not Mrs Clause... And yes Slippy I won the bet.

I might be the queen of awesomeness if I believed in a he concept of a monarchy. Dobyou have a plan for global domination?

Fluffy you sure cos if ya stick with 1 ya just steal from English again. Ooh snap. Is everyone locking in those answers...last chance to change..