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Motorcycle Saint Sebastian - DAAS How do we contain him?

Milk me every time... Chocolate or Vanilla

So Boo... who do I see if I need a spew bag?

3 is the lie. Well now its "Jack n Jill went up the hill.... " which sucks for you cos it used to be awesome.

yep... (pre-season don't count).... the day of my 21st... thrashed by the Crows, 2009 ... beaten by the Cats, 2010 (twice cos the first one was a draw).. 1st grand final day, draw with the Pies, so had to re-play it the next week and got our arses handed to us.... my dad will never forgive me because I made him barrack for the Pies 2 weeks in a row because during my alcohol fueled 18th birthdee speeches I promised him no tatts until the Saintas won a flag or he died. Needles to say I still have virgin skin. :(

No thongs here!

16 ... i mean there's really no point and if I keep hangin here Jillar and Slips are going to think their suspicions are founded :(

I'm sayin Jillar is right... it is legal for me to drive a manual but because of my dodgy ankle on the clutch foot its just safer not to.... My Jillar theme song has changed because of this thread :(.... hmmm probably the only one who has theme songs that play in their head for certain people.... and backing tracks for certain activities. Oh Slips... don't be nasty you do know my Saintas have only ever won one grandfinal and it wasn't even in my lifetime... the destroy my 21st... in the olden days they were so bad once a judge sentenced someone to remain in jail until St Kilda won a game and he was there over 3 years....

buh-baah.... nope... pre-game and half time at the '94 Granny.... even had to learn sign language too

1. I have preformed at half time during the footy grandfinal 2. I'm the eldest of 4 3. It is illegal for me to drive a manual car

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wait a second... severe fatigue (that's my story an I'm stickin to it).... 1 is the lie cos your a molly dooker!

^^^ Me too.

OMG so you have more than one bunny?? Cos I know your a molly dooker so 1 isn't a lie.... it must be 3. Wait a minute... your twin brother's name is Jack? and you are Jill?.... how much drugs did your mumma have during labour?

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It's 2, you do not have a twin brother named Jack

(Yep Slips, but keep it quiet hey, don't wanna wreck me street cred) do you think blue thongs will be more appropriate?

Do you think I'd get heaps a beads at Mardi gras?

Nope... The kid is definitely a ranga (ginge). Shit so to I have to ask again? Hay no swear filter ?

3…. Month end and 2 containers will be busy little biscuit at work today, no time ta skive off.

Do you think whips and chains excite me?

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Slip needs a gold star and I need the naughty chair.