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notsmokinjo

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  1. -15
  2. -15
  3. Hmmm... 1. Playing softball I've broken my nose, eye socket and wrist. 2. Playing netball I've broken my ankle. 3. Walking the relay for life I have dislocated my elbow and broken my forearm in 3 places.
  4. -14
  5. Out comes a beanie I insert some buttons
  6. Osso bucco
  7. -14
  8. 3... (Secretly hope cos ya'v really bin ta Glastonbury)
  9. Yeah, nah just add the amendum... Backwards over France. (Flying backwards should involve further evolution, emus still can't walk backwards) Will I need to armour to ask Arthur?
  10. 2... Cos noons in eng has 3 cars unless their hot wheels
  11. -14.... I'll hyped from puppy walk-in...
  12. False... Have you seen the flipping ramps at my station... Although now I have more oxygen maybe... Tnp would rather swim in the sea than a river
  13. -14
  14. -14...
  15. Ah thanks pork chop. Wait wait wait.... Mas porco de porco, você tem que ser meu amigo, você me faz lol. Besides I need some to tell me why my Portuguese uncle Fernando cracks up (laughs) when we say we're going to the corner ( pronounced corn-are) shop.
  16. Rambutan (You need some Filipino friends...Asian food is so much more than fried rice an lemon chicken)
  17. Or "a cold slimey finger up me clack, let me just cross that off the bucketlist"
  18. -13.... 2 digs down just the shepherd to go.
  19. Hey ... I resemble that comment.... an guess wot I think I like it here an I'm hangin around ... that orta make ya day.
  20. -13 .... if I come back from walkin the dogs and there's been some mass stickage I think I might go all girly and cry...
  21. oysters hippo
  22. trash can
  23. hutch Gilligan or Lucy
  24. oooo..... man.... that's like impossible... depends on the time of the year and wots roasted and who's roasten it.... fark.... um.... BBQ food... cos if ya got the right kinda barbie ya can do a roast. TNP loves bangas and mash
  25. "Make sure you stick it right in and forget the lube" to their proctologist

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