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notsmokinjo

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  2. If ya can't imagine the maps of Straya and USA-ski... ya need to have a look at them first... Australia is a sheila (chick, girl, lassie) - cos she has a map of Tasmania USA is a bloke (fella, lad, stick, chap, etc) - cos it has a di(k (even if it is a bit limp) [Florida] So if they bumped uglies (got their groove on, had a root, did the horizontal tango)... and they didn't glove up (wear protection).... who would be the baby.... OMG or worse yet what STD would the USA give poor little innocent Straya?????
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  4. Random Thought: FFS, I just realised that Straya is a sheila an the USA is a freaking bloke… so if they bumped uglies an didn’t glove up what would the fuckin kid be???
  5. I'm clappin me hands.... why???? Cos Im happy an I know it.
  6. the statements probably true an all but not the actual lyrics, nah.
  7. oooh I like watchin Lucifer.... but wot I'm doin right now is torturing some poor peeps who have cold weather, it isn't very nice a me, bad Jo, bad... you will need to go sit the naughty chair soon... OMG... need more coffee
  8. We're spectin a cold front on Mundee to end the long weekend, dunno how I'm gunna cope with 19degC (66F).
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  10. Blame Punxsutawney Phil... he called it.
  11. So I can do the post the song thing BUT... At home and in the UK it was Dancing Queen by ABBA In the US of A-ski it was Play That Funky Music by Wild Cherry hmmm... don't see no co0ck rock with either of them :(
  12. We have it down ere in Aus... but I'm about a season behind cos I'm the only one who watches in our house and have to find time to fit it in.
  13. Do you not think it is definately better to give than recieve?
  14. 1 ... what is this bedtime you speak of???
  15. How come ya lettin slip nslide pay ya in beans and beer? Thought ya woulda been worth more than beans?
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  17. Confession: When I was little I always thought the line of the song was " We come from a land down under, Where women blow and men chunder" .... I thought it was so cool that I could sing a rude song and not get in trouble.
  18. 3.... Hey Joe -nah just skyvan off work a bit while some reports run in the background.
  19. well at a pinch if its pizza or starve... I'll eat an Aussie but that's it.
  20. OMG Joe... how did I miss posting here.... 10 frickin months mate, you ledge. So close to the mythical Lido deck I'm betten ya can smell the reef oil. Seriously bloody good effort. You have worked so hard for your double digit celebration. (On a lighter note, the Kid says that boy jo's have e cos the have an e-pendage).
  21. Unite us??... mate ya do realise I'd fucken unpacked and had me feet on the coffee table about 10mins after walking in the door... ya stvck with me now... i just figured it was a done fvcken deal that we were united??? but seriously, you guys have been so cool and accepting. Obviously I have issues and when I need to be emotional my default setting is glib, or obnoxious... just seems safer that way.
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  23. Why don't ya just put them in the hamper when ya take em off??????? OK my big confession... omg gettin ready for the lynch mob now.... I fucken hate pizza? (I'm a nice mum an buy it for the kid but when she has pizza i just have jaffle)
  24. and out comes a whirlpool You put in some raspberries
  25. two tiny little french drumsticks I put in a Koala named Kev

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