notsmokinjo

Well done Kate... So ya know how blokes have a wank bank... A little rollerdex of memories to help them when their shaking hands with the unemployed?.... well you need to store up the memory of this crappy day an put it in ya NOPE bank... This memory will remind you of how strong you are and how crappy an stressful today was and you still NOPED..... You kept your quit... Be so proud of this achievement and vent away when you need.

Woz comin in to slam onea the worst writen books I neva finished readin an instead I'm cackin meself.

Was gunna say don't ya mean a kiwi queue but then I realised nunna the shep had lippy on.

Thanks all...had some decent shut eye last night and with tge new day things are seemin better. Still know things are iffy with the quit seeing as there is a fair bit of nicodemon bsttling goin on. No softball today, which cos they all smoke is probs a good thing, so off ta visit all the grandparents an great grandparents... whick seein as they are all at opposite ends of the cemetery is a full day event... but will be havin a Devonshire Tea before the trip home.... is havin a cafe at te demetry an aussie thing? What do tgey call a Devy Tea in England?

Nope

Not often this year an Aussie gets ta congratulate a pom but 2 bloody months is fricken brill, well bloody done mate... or as our Maori friends would say "That's O for awesome" .... can't believe its only been 2 months... your doin so well... KTQ nice an strong... an thanks for helpin me kill all those cravings playin games... wouldn't be were i am now without peeps like you in me corner. So from ya third fave Aussie can i just say you bloody ripper.... 2 months free an goin strong.

True... specially curry it always tastes better the next day. TPBM will eat offal (tripe, liver, kidney)

Ya know for avo toast to taste any good ya gotta put Vegemite on first yeah. Can any of you Brits explain why the baby is the only one who seems to think its weird that they are queuing with a fox?????

and here is a British cultural tradition that they can keep... world supremacy in queuing, here they are queuing to loot : oh and they wont do cutsies :

Here's one for Sslip:

I'll settle fer third... I mean after Merv, Warnie is our bogan icon AND he fricken barracks for the Saintas... but Adam Hill... seriously, the man like to eat Pizza and even gets it diamond cut.. LOL Oh... pissin in ya pocket ... is an aussie equivalent to blowin smoke up ya ar5e that might come in handy... Oh so I think I have left the shock station and have taken up risdence on that great river in Egypt,... ya know, Da Nile.

There are lots of national cultural things out there that a pretty impressive... and I'm probably not the only one wishin someone else 'thing' was really ours... So I am a totally proud Aussie... green an gold all the way BUT ... I really wish the Haka was ours... it is freakin amazing (hell I'd even settle for the Tongan Sipi tau)... so yeah wish the Haka was an Aussie thing: Surely someone else wishes they could flog something from another culture an say it was theirs:

Honey Joy

Napoleon Dynamite "Suffer in your jocks"

https://youtu.be/L4iCaDCX3jY

does it depend if its a chesterfield or not?

Was laughin before I even finish readin this sentence... thanks Givie.

-3 ... couldn't we all jus pretend that its a duck song and that there must be somethin wrong with the sticks if their not hearin and seein a duck song?

True... fer now LOL TPBM can surf

maltesers

Independent... usually tasts betta. Crumpet or Muffin (propa muffin, not a jumbo cupcake)

longans

-1 ... its OK i can't hear it anyway... LOL

-20 ... needed a win today... thanks ladies

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