notsmokinjo

True. Tnp has had their eyebrows waxed

Noyne

Ate

8

False... Had to show the kid how it was done. Tnp has had their makeup done by a kid

Um I Neva had a perm... Cos I has the one nature provided

Parma violet jus confuses me cos a frickin parma is wot we call chicken parmigiana here... Most pubs have a cheap parma night on tuesdee or thursdee an a wide variety of toppins.. But a parma milkshake???? Is that cos ya importing the good shlt from aus?

fluffy you can keep ya draw porridge but fridge porridge is awesome.

Fwee

It all depends on the toppins.. The kid likes butter an honey an cinnamon sugar .... I like butter an salt... Me dad has honey an nannas. Nothin better on freezing DAy.

I remember reading Popcorn and feeling a bit dirty at times.... But Two Brothers frustrated me and I haven't read one of his since.

1. True... Cos she annoyed me first week of the year when she said somethin off about gays so I would deliberately ask questions to make her look stupid or already have rebuttal answers ready from the bible that she said held all the answers, I'd just find the answers she didn't wanna here. 2. True... Got hired in a pub smashed off my face but best job ever and would get to buy duty free grog an smokes from the RAAF bar..hmmm maybe not the best job ever. 3. LIE - so Slip Nslide has it... gave up netball about 12 months ago because of my neck/back/shoulder.

This is not a good thread idea, I now have 6 books to read cos I've only read onea Slip's... But Ben Elton is good, read a few of his.

3

Oh fluffy 3 is the lie.... Bin at the flippin vet art night with the shepherd cos the vet won't kept him without one of us cis his psycho an he thought running g through the glass slidin door would be a fin way to end his day of destruction. Soooo..... 1. I was banned from my year 12 religion classes because the teacher said my questions were too disruptive,? 2. I lived on the RAAF base during uni as I was employed as a babysitter/nanny 3. I still play netball once a week in a mixed team, but I only play keeper an I won't come out a the circle.

-2

In Scotland don't they have something to do with bed linens??

We play cricket in the backyard at me dads, we even have a pitch :(

Are solicitors just below or just above pollies?

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3... Cos ya too old ta play footy

2

Well if your training the grand kidlets in the fine art of havin a silver tongue don't you think so?

2

Don't ya think Weegie should wear wot she wears to swim in under her wetsuit?