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Nope...and that goes double on the day we remember that 75 years ago today saw Victory in Europe....

Fark!.....Get well soon mate....defo sending up thoughts n prayers...you are one tough ol codger so stay strong and listen to the quacks.

Oh....and unlike baseball bowlers are allowed to hit the batters....just ask the Poms....they base their how fielding game around playing the body...nearly caused riot in staid old Adelaide. Some more cricket songs...which are actually about cricket.... Omg I just remembered we even have an entire musical about a cricketer...Warnie the Musical

@Sazerac....if it makes us feel any better I woulda sworn on a stack of bibles this song was about cricket...clearly I only listened to the chorus and then really just the stuff about catching someone out... An it's about infidelity... Oh..."howzat" is how Aussie cricketers ask an umpire if something is out....usually a knick to the wicki for caught behind or an lbw (leg before wicket....when the bowler bowls the ball and hits the batter in the leg which stops it hitting the stumps)...howzat is much quicker than "how is that"

Some bloke took a run up and bowled to the batter. The commentator believed he knicked (make a slight contact with the bat)....so from this I know that the Sri Lankans were bowling, the wicki (wicket keeper) went up (claimed he had caught the ball of the bat) the commentator thought so too but the Umpire and not called him out (raised 1 finger above his head...there is no actual calling by the umpires like blues do...just lots of fancy hand and arm signals) Because it can take that long to play 2 innings...there are 11 players on a side and they all get to bat until the fielding team gets 10 of them out, and there are no strikes so you can let 58 balls in a row pass you....and you don't have to run when you hit the ball unless you want to (unless your playing tippy touch in ya mum's backyard or on the beach). Oh and if you hit it over the fence you get 6 runs.

Um...ok...let's see... "to make things perfectly clear".... 1. Pretty sure a couple if billion Indians, Pakistanis, Bangladeshi, Sri Lankan, West Indians and Nepalese (they play in the 20/20 world cup) would object strongly to be referred to as Anglo. 2. As a member of the greatest cricket nation on earth, I'd like to lodge a protest on behalf of ourselves, our little cussy-bros the kiwis and those odd cousin's of ours Sth Africa and Zimbabwe...defo not a north of the equator strong hold. 3. The test match format of the game (cricket) was invented in Melbourne, Australia....below the equator....oh an while ya down here... 4. 20/20 cricket was the brain child of a kiwi and started there until the Poms n Taffies wrote up the official rules n claimed it. And finally... 5. As one of the real Wild Colonials (cos the Irish/Australian folk song tells us it's us)....it's gotta be cricket. Oh..and I can think of 4 songs about or with significant references to cricket but only one about baseball Um.... Cricket is kinda like the chess to baseball's checkers...it's played on an oval with no diamond just two wickets....a test game is played over 2 innings that take up to 5 days to play and might end in a draw...both teams wear white...or cream, but usually white....except if you play a short form of the game, 1 day or 20/20 where they wear brightly coloured outfits....oh and when you bat, you wear a catching gear.

Polls are now open....yes it's completely pointless, well not really will interesting to see how much national pride plays into people's choices...so tipping the Commonwealth nations, cept Canada, will lean towards cricket and the Yankie Doodles will be voting Baseball...the south Americans and Canadians will probably go for the game with bases... And our non British Europeans won't give a fat rats clacker either way... Polls are now open until 15th....as all Aussie votes go they will be anonymous but feel free to chat below and defend your choice....you may just won you option some swing voters.

Um but it's Thursday? Waiting for Menulog to deliver my tea and trying to thing if a poll question to get some debate happening....

Baking Bread - Chris and Kellie While What do you put on fresh baked bread?

I just made it and I got 6 about the size of a medium pizza, almost the size of a dinner plate. OMG @Cbdave this is a bloody bonza recipe...went perfect with our satay beef and coconut rice. Will defo make this again. Thanks...kid has ordered more to take for lunch tomorrow.

@Kermit....glad you still live under clear skies.

I really need to do a wee but I'm cost warm on the coach so I'm trying to hold on.

As an NRT quitter....I do suspect a certain (most) degree of the feelings of the pressure to go cold turkey or that cold turkey is better than our method comes from within rather than the words of others. There are a minority who take cruel to be kind to the nth degree but the reality is as a whole the negativity to NRT and feeling inferior is more an internal thing than external. Trust me I've been thinkin about this in depth and looking at it from all angles... See the longer we hang here the more we learn and we don't even need to hunt all the info is here...and we are not stupid, while we are proud to be smoke free we know, in our heart of hearts while using NRT we aren't really free, just dancing on the edges. We know we are still feeding our addiction and the shame and insecurities we feel are because we know this. We know we are tempting fate each time we use. Honestly, after thinking about it those feelings of guilt or inequality or whatever associated with NRT are more about being ready on one level to leave it behind and being too scared to take that final step. So those feelings aren't necessarily a bad thing...they show a growth in knowledge and awareness and are the final sign that nrt is on its way out...those feelings are really a bit of a positive, a sign that the end is near. I'd rather see a fellow quitter using NRT longer and not smoking than falling off the train...and I'm torn on starting NRT 3 days in ... I kinda think if it's the difference between having a smoke and not having a smoke is it really so bad...3 weeks in I'd be waving my hands no, stop, don't.

Oh @Sazerac ... I just stamped one square... tossed up between Aretha and Mahalia.... but for me Mahalia got the nod.

Didn't you realise that was my intention? (if her head don't fit through the door she has to hang around)

Don't you think she's the master?

Here is the ANZAC bickie's recipe I use.....(I popped it in the vegetarian thread with only 1 change and it's vegan) ANZAC Biscuits (These are crispy on the edge and chewy in the middle...and should never, ever be called cookies...biscuits or bickie's yes, cookies NO. More proof that Aussies make the best food in the world) 1 cup SR flour 1 cup desiccated coconut 1 cup rolled oats 1 cup sugar 60g melted butter (If you want a thin crisp biscuit you should use 125g of butter..but they spread heaps when cooking and the dough will be sloppy) 2 TBL spoons golden syrup* 4 TBL spoon boiling water 1 teaspoon bi-carb soda** Preheat oven to 160 C. A. Mix first 4 ingredients together on bowl, make a well in the centre. B. Mix melted butter and golden syrup in a seperate bowl (or the saucepan you melted the butter in) until golden syrup blends. Add boiling water, mix, add bicarb..mix. C. Add wet mix to flour mix, stir with wooden spoon until combined. D. Spoon dough onto baking sheets and bake for 10mins. (These can spread so I usually only do 6-8 per tray at a time...if you are making the thin ones, I'd use a tablespoon of 'dough' and do 5 per baking try...they will spread a shit load) Will harden as they cool. * Golden syrup is not easily available in the US....it's like a cousin to mollases except it tastes nice, kinda like caramel and about the consistency of honey. You could use honey but the taste won't be the same. Apparently you can get Lyle's brand online or at World Traders or Trader Joe's. Golden Eagle syrup is NOT the same. **I think the US call this baking soda.

Vegan ANZAC Biscuits (These are crispy on the edge and chewy in the middle...and should never, ever be called cookies...biscuits or bickie's yes, cookies NO.) 1 cup SR flour 1 cup desiccated coconut 1 cup rolled oats 1 cup sugar 60g dairy free melted butter (If you want a thin crisp biscuit you should use 125g of butter..but they spread heaps when cooking and the dough will be sloppy) 2 TBL spoons golden syrup* 4 TBL spoon boiling water 1 teaspoon bi-carb soda** Preheat oven to 160 C. A. Mix first 4 ingredients together on bowl, make a well in the centre. B. Mix melted butter an golden syrup in a seperate bowl (or the saucepan you melted the butter in) until golden syrup blends. Add boiling water, mix, add bicarb..mix. C. Add wet mix to flour mix, stir with wooden spoon until combined. D. Spoon dough onto baking sheets and bake for 10mins. (These can spread so I usually only do 6-8 per tray at a time) Will harden as they cool. * Golden syrup is not easily available in the US....it's like a cousin to mollases except it tastes nice, kinda like caramel and about the consistency of honey. You could use honey but the taste won't be the same. Apparently you can get Lyle's brand online or at World Traders or Trader Joe's. Golden Eagle syrup is NOT the same. **I think the US call this baking soda.

Will @beazel come play in here?

(yay it's our @beazel come for a visit) Mad English navy.

NOPE....not on the day we honour those who have and are serving...or any other day.

Oh and here I was posting a poll and preparing a bingo sheet of alternatives Saz might post.

Hey @Sazerac....there is a Johnny Farnham version....here he is live with the amazing Vanetta Fields.... She was in the Barbara Streisand version of A Star Is Born in 1976 and sang backup vocals for including Ike & Tina Turner, Pink Floyd, Humble Pie, Barbra Streisand, Elkie Brooks, Neil Diamond, Steely Dan, and the Rolling Stones.....such an underated artist, best export we ever got from the US Oh and @Boo....didn't forget you...

So being nearly 250 years old makes it kinda hard to do an original or cover poll but there are about a bazillion versions of this, one of the he most recognised English hymns ever written. Did you know Amazing Grace was written an English minister who had previously been a slave trader but ended his life as an abolitionist?...well ya do now.... So polling rules are the usual...voting will be open for a week....votes are anonymous but your free to talk about your pick or post a version not listed here that you like too...or more...I've tried to give different takes on it....with a limit of 5...yep the Aussies get a look in...of course... 1. Mahalia Jackson... 2. Gurrumul & Paul Kelly..cos Straya mate... 3. Pipes n Drums.... 4. Mumford and sons...and their mates.... 5. The Dropkick Murphys Omg it's so hard to pick one....or I'd it?

NoWell now I'm wondering why @Boo forgot the lamb. Popping in to say to our favourite Aussie pusser @Cbdave...but thanks for your service mate. Having a cuppa to warm up after my front gate dawn service and feelin' a bit weepy cos this year I couldn't go out to the cemetery to visit the ancestors and spruce up their graves for ANZAC Day because cemeteries are closed to visitors.